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1. Help! What do you do when your Ghost Boyfriend is getting Exorcised? by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Sage of Truth (Cookie Run)
   • Candy Apple and Black Sapphire appear
   • All of the Ancients appear
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Ghosts
   • Shadow Milk is a ghost
   • Sage of Truth is an exorcist
   • Pure Vanilla is in love (with Shadow Milk not the Sage)
   • Established Relationship
   • Black Sapphire Cookie And Candy Apple Cookie Are Siblings (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie is Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie's Parent (Cookie Run)
   • Fluff
   • Eldritch Horror
   • But Shadow Milk is nicer this time
   • Minor Injuries
   • Magic
   • Shadow Milk Cookie is Bad at Feelings (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla is a bit of a weirdo
   • Pure Vanilla has no survival instincts
   • Happy Ending
   • Sage of Truth is also a bit of a weirdo
   • Cookie Run Characters Are Ambiguously Cookies or Human
   • mildly disturbing imagery
   • it’s important to me that you know Shadow Milk looks creepy in this one
   • POV Alternating
   • Attempt at Humor
   • animal injury
   • There are so many rabbits
   • Pure Vanilla almost gets eaten many times but doesn’t know it
   • Shadow Milk consumes things through his hair

   Summary

   The Sage hums, “Alright, I see. So you’re not a demon! That’s good news, I would’ve hated to do an exorcism in the middle of the hallway.” The Sage’s mismatched eyes flicker up and down Pure Vanilla’s frame briefly, and that’s what finally has Pure Vanilla pulling his arm away. “Geez! I’ve never seen someone get touched this much by a demon! You’re covered in it.”

   “Excuse me?”

   Or: Shadow Milk is a ghost, and Pure Vanilla is in love with him. If only Shadow Milk didn’t haunt his school really obviously and get an exorcist called on him. Now Pure Vanilla has to try and figure out how to get rid of the exorcist without letting anyone get hurt.

   |Sequel to ‘(The Opposite of) Ghosted’. It’s not required reading, but it contains a lot of context like how Pure Vanilla met Shadow Milk and what Shadow Milk looks like.|

   Series

   • Part 3 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics

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