ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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Haircuts have always been a secret pleasure, even as a child. He never fails to feel guilty for the joy that floods him under the careful, attentive hands of hairdressers. They’re only doing their jobs, yet Pure Vanilla is very much a creature of touch. Getting his hair cut makes him feel… important. Seen. And, for just a moment, he feels beautiful.
Or: Pure Vanilla gets his hair cut by Shadow Milk, and gets Shadow Milk’s phone number
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- Part 1 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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Before Pure Vanilla can conjure a better judgement to go against, he instinctively points the flashlight towards where he’s looking. The darkness recedes under the light, but the darker darkness does not.
It shifts.
It moves.
There’s a chilling, freezing, breathtaking horror that comes from seeing something move in a place that should be still. Pure Vanilla sure is just that, still. Frozen in terror while his eyes try and fail over and over to comprehend the sight before him.
Or: Pure Vanilla explores an abandoned school and finds Shadow Milk, a ghost. Pure Vanilla finds otherworldly beings kind of hot, and Shadow Milk wants to get out of this school.
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- Part 2 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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Help! What do you do when your Ghost Boyfriend is getting Exorcised? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
18 Aug 2026
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The Sage hums, “Alright, I see. So you’re not a demon! That’s good news, I would’ve hated to do an exorcism in the middle of the hallway.” The Sage’s mismatched eyes flicker up and down Pure Vanilla’s frame briefly, and that’s what finally has Pure Vanilla pulling his arm away. “Geez! I’ve never seen someone get touched this much by a demon! You’re covered in it.”
“Excuse me?”
Or: Shadow Milk is a ghost, and Pure Vanilla is in love with him. If only Shadow Milk didn’t haunt his school really obviously and get an exorcist called on him. Now Pure Vanilla has to try and figure out how to get rid of the exorcist without letting anyone get hurt.
|Sequel to ‘(The Opposite of) Ghosted’. It’s not required reading, but it contains a lot of context like how Pure Vanilla met Shadow Milk and what Shadow Milk looks like.|
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- Part 3 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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Still. Shadow Milk gives Them a chance. Yes, if the Witches are truly the kind creators that he and his peers were taught to worship, then They will send Shadow Milk a sign. If Shadow Milk is meant to stop killing, then the Witches will surely, surely send a sign. If They don’t, Shadow Milk can always kill again, and again, and again until he proves They don’t exist or proves They do.
There’s a short ruckus that comes from the back of the shop, and a moment later— “I’m so very sorry, you caught me with my hands full. I’m Pure Vanilla, how can I help you, sir?” An angel. The Witches sent him an angel.
Or: Shadow Milk is a serial killer who likes to use poisonous plants for his kills. Pure Vanilla is very reluctant to sell any poisonous plant to Shadow Milk, because he assumes Shadow Milk is trying to poison himself.
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- Part 4 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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It slips out of Sage’s chokehold easily, but struggles more with getting Sage to release its long hair. It seems unwilling to hurt Sage or itself. “Wait! Wait, don’t go!” The creature snaps its head up to glare at Sage, and the growl it sends Sage’s way visibly rumbles its throat. Sage may, as he realizes now, be pushing his luck. Something to consider later. “Are you- Sentient?”
The look of utter disgust and offence the mercookie sends Sage tells him all he needs to know- which is that the mercookie is as sentient as Sugar, at least.
Or: Sage is a researcher who really wants to study the hot reclusive mercookie that saved him after he fell off a boat and into the ocean. What better way to get his attention again than to keep jumping into the ocean? After all, knowledge is worth everything, and this mercookie might know something about the mysteries that Sage has been trying to solve…
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- Part 5 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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“Healer, would you let me love you?” Perhaps it would be a sin, for Fount to love someone so far beneath him. Perhaps, that will finally break the silence the Witches have taken on. Fount is already starting to fail at his purpose, the town is growing angrier with him everyday, he lies more and more everyday, so why not try this?
Or: The Fount of Knowledge is corrupting, and in an impulsive attempt to rebel against the Witches, he decides to date Healer cookie. As the Fount of Knowledge unravels, he finds himself slowly learning through Healer Cookie what it means to love another, and what it means to be less than a Virtue.
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- Part 6 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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“It is a tale as old as time!”
Shadow Milk finally twirls around, facing Pure Vanilla fully for the first time. He’s much closer than when Pure Vanilla initially glimpsed his face up in the air, and he’s that much more breathtaking. What exactly is it about that jester? What exactly is making Pure Vanilla feel this way about him?
“And like any tale as old as time, we need a prince!”
Or: The circus is in town, and Pure Vanilla is happy to go visit it with his friends. He’s never seen a circus performance before, but when the first actor of the show turns out to be a terribly beautiful jester, Pure Vanilla is instantly hooked. Unfortunately, Shadow Milk accidentally mistakes Pure Vanilla for a performer that was supposed to be hidden in the crowd, and drags him onstage to act in the show. Pure Vanilla isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to be doing, but he’ll try his best to earn that kiss he was promised at the end!
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- Part 7 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics
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“You-!” The cookie cuts himself off, right around when Pure Vanilla starts hearing the distant sound of police sirens. “Uh- ahah… Say, you wouldn’t mind giving me a ride somewhere- right? Ugh… be a hero…?”
Or: While driving home from the hospital after an argument with White Lily, Pure Vanilla accidentally hits a cookie with his car. This unfortunate incident leads to him unknowingly becoming a getaway driver for the runaway magical criminal named Shadow Milk. Upon arriving at Shadow Milk’s house, Pure Vanilla comes to realize that Shadow Milk may know something about White Lily’s strange ailment, so he refuses to leave until Shadow Milk gives him proper answers and a way to cure her. While Shadow Milk begrudgingly teaches Pure Vanilla about curses, he begins to reveal the tangled web of history behind magic and the carefully constructed society built to keep cookies powerless. As they search for a way to cure White Lily, Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk begin to drift closer and closer, and they get tangled up in more than just forbidden hexes.
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- Part 8 of ClownDownTown’s CRK Fics