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1. Let’s See How Long We Can Go Without Talking (Watch Me Pretending To Sleep) by Bioluminescent_Squid

   Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • FlameFrags/Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • FlameFrags & Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Eggchan & Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • FlameFrags & Lomedy (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Ashen | FlameFrags' Dog & FlameFrags (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Ashen | Flamefrags’ Dog & Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Past Princezam/Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF) - Relationship
   • Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • FlameFrags (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Ashen | FlameFrags' Dog (Video Blogging RPF)
   • PrinceZam (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Slow Burn
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Pretty Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • No Smut
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Demon Hybrid Wemmbu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Tiger Hybrid FlameFrags (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wemmbu-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
   • FlameFrags-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wemmbu is Bad At Feelings (Video Blogging RPF)
   • FlameFrags is Bad At Feelings (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Gentle Kissing
   • Boys in Love
   • Boys Kissing
   • How Do I Tag
   • Tags May Change
   • My First Fanfic
   • FlameFrags and ManePear are Siblings (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Complicated Relationships
   • Father-Daughter Relationship
   • Wemmbu is 18 years old
   • FlameFrags is 19 years old
   • Romantic Tension
   • Parenthood
   • Adopted Children
   • Forced Proximity
   • Kinda
   • Out of Character
   • The baby is heavily based off Ashen | Flamefrags’ Dog
   • basically just Ashen as a hybrid baby
   • Abusive Relationships
   • Not Flamebu tho they will be healthy trust
   • She/Her Pronouns for PrinceZam (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Princezam is her own warning (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence
   • Cigarettes
   • Smoking
   • Underage Smoking
   • Angst with a Bittersweet Ending
   • Seizures
   • Sick Character
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   Wemmbu hates kids, he hates them with a passion.

   They cry and scream and throw things when they don’t get their way, they’re annoying and stupid and bratty, he couldn’t see how anyone would ever want to take care of such a thing full time.

   Wemmbu also hates Flame, he hates him even more.

   Why? Well, if you ask Wemmbu, he’d say for the same reason he hates kids.

   So imagine how he felt when his worst nightmare shows up to his door, calling his nemesis ‘Papa’.

    

   Fic loosely based off of “The Egg Project” on webtoon

   Title from “The Governor’s Waltz” by Phoebe Bridgers

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   8/?

   Comments:

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