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danisnotonfire Pokopia Play Through Day 1
June 2
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Hello everyone! We will be starting my Pokopia playthrough today. We're live on Twitch and we will also be recording for a YouTube play through upload, so follow me on both and check it out wherever, I'm @danisnotonfire on both.
Okay, yeah, let's jump in. I've got my switch connected here. Oh and I know nothing about the game by the way, I'm going in totally blind. So anyone who drops spoilers is getting insta banned.
Alright, oh, well this is cute…
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Alright what do you think. Do we need a few more grassy habitats or is that looking good? One more up on the hill? Sure, we can do that. Oh, Phil's here? Hi Phil. Have I told them? No, why?
What, I can't take a day off without an explanation? Fine I'll tell them, but you're you're going to have to put in work as a mod for once and help clean up chat when people start being weird. Me and Phil are both taking next weekend off because he's coming to stay at mine. Oh my god. Yes, I know. Mods, can we go slow mode please? Jesus.
Yeah, it's the first time we'll have met up IRL. Yes, obviously I'm excited, he's my best friend. He's just gonna crash at mine, it's not weird, London's expensive. Phil—of course he's gone this motherfucker is good for nothing. I am not blushing, oh my god, mods ban anyone who says I'm blushing.
Jesus Christ, we're gaming guys. Let's focus on the cute Pokémon. Notice how he did this when I'm the one who's live so he doesn't have to put up with this in his own chat. Coward. Yeah, I see that, three campfires. We know how to make those so let's get that set up fast. Chat, we're moving on. Anyone who says the name Phil in the next hour is getting timed out for 30 minutes and I'm not joking. Oh, very funny Phil, now you're back; yes I meant anyone. Mods, time Phil out.
I hope you're happy chat, your reward is going to be getting to watch me water trees in silence for the next 15 minutes. No it's not until the weekend, we've got a few more days of stream before I'm off. We'll probably be back to this game, let's see how far we get.
danisnotonfire Pokopia Play Through Day 2
June 4
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Ah shit, I forgot the furniture. One sec let me craft an extra chair. Yeah I know we've got shit in storage but I'm not running to the opposite end of this map just to move in a fucking Scyther. Alright, all set, there you go. Oh, hey Phil. What is this? It's Pokopia, you dingus. This is not a hovel it's a home! Literally by definition, yes it is. Why, what would you do? Oh aesthetics, I'm sure; Mr. Graphic Tees and Marvel posters suddenly has a design degree in Pokopia.
This is not flirting, shut up. We're simply discussing game strategy. I don't have time for decoration! We've got more areas to unlock still! Don't "pwease" me. You've got your own damn game, you can give your Scyther decorations. Oh my god, you've turned the entire chat against me. Fine, one decoration.
I don't care that we've got decoration in storage we're not going all the way back to the chests for that. You all are getting a wreath and you'll be happy with that.
Alright, everyone happy? No, no, no, miserable, no, you're all comedians, very funny. Phil says he's happy, that's all that matters. I'm moving on, we've got more habitats to make here.
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danisnotonfire Pokopia Play Through Day 3
June 5
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Anyone who has been sent here to harass me by Phil Lester on his hate campaign is getting banned. This is not Pokémon abuse. It is efficient game play! Making the Pokémon perfectly happy is not the only goal of the game! Yes, Sliggoo lives in a hole in the wall, he likes the hole in the wall!
Look, Christ, fine, we'll go check the Environment Level. See! They're all fine. What do you mean average isn't okay it's literally average! Okay, yeah, two are iffy. We can go take care of those. But no one tell Phil. Everyone tell Phil we ignored all the Pokémon homes and explored the new region and farmed new habitats okay?
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Yup, so off for the next four days. You guys will be fine, calm down. I don't like what you're implying by "be safe". We'll be back on Tuesday for another Pokopia stream. Yeah, I promise I'll save all the gameplay for you. Maybe I'll log on to do chest organizing or something but I'm pretty sure Phil and I will be busy most of the weekend. Not like that you pervs, oh my god. You're all children. I'm logging off. Good bye, good bye. Love you guys too, I'll see you next week.
danisnotonfire Pokopia Play Through Day 4
June 10
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Alright, started the recording now, we're getting right back into Pokopia. It's been a few days, I barely remember where we left off, do you guys? Oh yeah, we had just gotten to Sparkling Skylands. Do you want to go there and continue exploring? Yeah? Actually let me just do a scan here in Withering Wastelands and see if there's any new Pokémon in the habitats.
Yeah, no, we talked about Phil's visit earlier in the stream, I'm not gonna tell the whole thing again. Yes, of course we had a good time, he's my best friend. He's not like a murderer in person or something. No, it didn't feel weird at all, felt the same as stream or discord or whatever. Yeah, I showed him around a little—oh wait. We got a new one. Hell yeah, Blastoise, finally. We'll leave him for now. What was I saying? Oh yeah, we went down around London a little but honestly we mostly stayed in and gamed, we're still the same nerds IRL. Yeah, you might have seen a picture, we ran into a few of you. Yeah, we're basically the same height, kind of crazy right, two tall lads from the internet.
No we stayed in and gamed. That is not a euphemism. I am not blushing, shut the hell up. Again soon, hopefully, yeah. He said I could come see him in Manchester soon so hopefully we'll try to do that. Well, his lease is up in a few months and he said he's been thinking about moving anyway because most streamers are here in London. Yeah we might, I don't know, we talked about it a little; saves a lot of money on rent you know? I've got a second bedroom here, we could get another set up going. Maybe we'll test out a second setup next time he's in town, see how it goes.
Oh wait, let me go get some of the lumber from Scyther. He's right over—what the hell? Oh my god, Phil—is Phil here right now? Oh my god. Did this motherfucker steal my switch to decorate Pokémon homes while he was at my house? What a—Phillip that is a huge overstep of boundaries. When I invited you into my home that did not mean you could mess with my save files. See I knew it, I swore I had left it docked and then it was in my bedroom later and that gas lighter told me that I was the one who had been playing it there. Did I say my bedroom? No, I meant living room.
I cannot believe he took the time to do this, I mean when the hell did he even—I am not smiling shut up. When you clip this make sure you include the part where I tell him that as soon as I've got free time I'm trashing all of this and its going back to the way it was.
No, we're not going to do that right now, it's just as much as a waste of time to un-decorate as it is to decorate. We're going to Sparkling Skylands. It is not cute, it's ridiculous! You guys better not encourage this when you're in his chat later.
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