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1. i'll wear the beads, i'll read kyrie eleison by Watterson888

   Fandoms: Lord of the Flies - William Golding  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jack Merridew/Ralph
   • Roger/Simon (Lord of the Flies)
   • Jack Merridew
   • Simon (Lord of the Flies)
   • Ralph (Lord of the Flies)
   • Roger (Lord of the Flies)
   • Piggy (Lord of the Flies)
   • Maurice (Lord of the Flies)
   • Samneric (Lord of the Flies)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • High School
   • British Education System
   • LMAO
   • Alternative Universe - No Island
   • British Character
   • British English
   • a poor attempt
   • English Is Not the Author's First Language
   • Crack
   • Crack Relationships
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • ts just high af
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Misunderstandings
   • Love Letters
   • Public Display of Affection
   • so very public lol
   • Simon-centric
   • POV Simon
   • my boy basically going through it
   • Gay Panic
   • Jack Being Jack
   • I love that tag
   • Accidental Love Confessions
   • Idiots in Love
   • Minor Roger/Simon (Lord of the Flies)
   • Established Relationship
   • jalph are the idiots in love of course
   • Comedy
   • everything about this is just comedy
   • Making Out
   • making out but specifically under a statue of jesus on the cross
   • ralph is dense as fuck
   • simon is dense as fuck
   • everyone just dense as fuck
   • except piggy
   • piggy just didnt see it coming
   • he didnt have the context
   • Piggy is Alive (Lord of the Flies)
   • i fucking love the lotf fandom tags
   • Gay Male Character
   • choir-typical interactions
   • theyre all just so stupid istg
   • This Is STUPID
   • British Comedy
   • tf is a british comedy LMAOOOOO
   • IM TAGGING ANYWAYS
   • ignore the dramatic title this is just pure genuine stupidity
   • shout out CMAT
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Love Confessions
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • crying at my own way of tagging this mess
   • enjoy
   • Aged-Up Character(s)

   Summary

   Ralph starts receiving love letters. Simon doesn't think anything of it, until he forcefully gets involved following his dramatic discovery of the identity of his friend's secret admirer.

   Or: Simon suffers social and emotional torture. Yikes.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Coral Island Boarding School

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,327

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   Comments:

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