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𑣲⋆❤︎ꨄ︎♡ Hey Bambi, LMU Munich Cupid here! Love might be closer than you’d think… I’ve found the person of your dreams, your perfect match! You’re completely anonymous, so go send them a message and bag your Valentine before the app disappears on February 14th 𑣲⋆❤︎ꨄ︎♡
[30 days left]
Bambi [15/01/2026, 17:46]
Hey :)
Bambi [16/01/2026, 16:23]
Ah, yes
Just my luck
My soulmate ignoring me
Sounds weirdly prophetic
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:31]
i’m not your soulmate
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:39]
Ah, yes
Just my luck
My soulmate ignoring me and rejecting me
All without having even met me
I'm not loving this prophecy
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:42]
because i’m not
your soulmate
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:43]
Cupid would disagree
There’s a reason we were matched, you know?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:45]
yeah
a randomized algorithm
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:46]
Ah, yes
Just my luck
My soulmate ignoring me, rejecting me AND not having a romantic bone in his body
I didn’t waste 30min of my life answering that long-ass form for you to tell me it was for nothing
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:47]
pretty sure it was
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:47]
Then we’re two losers who lost 30min of their time
Match made in heaven :-)
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:48]
actually no
just you
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:48]
What
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:48]
i didn’t fill that form
or sign up for this stupid shit
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:49]
And yet here you are
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:49]
bc of my stupid friend
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:49]
Your friend signed you up for this?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:50]
this fucker pretended his phone died
asked for mine to play chess during class
next thing i know bambi is texting me
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:50]
Your friend is hilarious for that
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:51]
he thinks so too
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:51]
Did he also pick your username?
The cat thing
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:52]
yes
obviously
who tf would willingly pick an animal for a name
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:52]
…
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:52]
right
…you picked that yourself?
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:54]
Ah, yes
Just my luck
My soulmate ignoring me, rejecting me, not having a romantic bone in his body
And also being mean
I’m starting to hate this prophecy
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:55]
again
not your soulmate
but i’m not mean
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:55]
There is room for doubt
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:55]
ok shakespeares
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:56]
See?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:56]
how was that mean
that was more like a compliment wasn’t it
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:57]
And now you’re being sarcastic
Ngl it’s not looking great Kitty
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:58]
i don’t do sarcasm
and don’t call me that ew
Bambi [16/01/2026, 21:59]
Literally how else should I call you
You’re not giving me much to work with
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 21:59]
you can just
not call me
i’m not calling you bambi am i
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:00]
I don’t mind
My friends call me that
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:00]
isn’t the whole purpose of this thing to remain anonymous
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:00]
So you DID read the rules
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:01]
more like i couldn’t escape it
this shit was all over campus
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:02]
Right
Well, it’s just my very close friends calling me this in private
Not really like a known thing
The odds of that nickname giving me away are low
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:02]
but not zero
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:03]
I guess
But that would require my soulmate actually being interested in finding me out
Wouldn’t it
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:04]
true
so you’re safe
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:04]
I thought so
Well
At least I got the chance to chat for a bit with my soulmate
Not many can say the same
I guess I can die happy
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:05]
you’re so dramatic
when will you ever let the soulmate thing go
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:05]
Why would I?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:05]
uh
randomized algorithm? remember?
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:06]
That’s your theory
I choose the more romantic option to believe in
Your friend must have filled the form when he signed you up, didn’t he?
And he probably knows you well
So
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:07]
jesus
my friend is an idiot
and so are you
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:07]
Ok Grumpy Kitty
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:08]
ew
i promise you
us matching is no cupid work
maybe the devil
but most likely ai
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:09]
Same thing
But also
I’m the dramatic one?
Why can’t you just accept that based on 60-something embarrassing questions we were found to be each other’s ideal match
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:09]
do we look like a good match to you
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:09]
Idk what you look like
So
Bit hard to say
But based on vibes, I’d say we got chemistry ;-)
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:10]
i’ve literally just been fencing you off for about an hour
chemistry where
i hope you’re not a science major
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:11]
See? You already care about me
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:12]
no
i care about our future scientists not being washed
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:12]
Looked like a crafty way to find out what my major is to me
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:13]
you’re delusional
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:13]
Just admit it
You’re curious about your soulmate too
:-)
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:13]
literally
no
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:13]
!!! you didn’t deny us being soulmates
I call that progress
Character development even
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:14]
you might be the most annoying person i’ve ever met
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:14]
Aw
Is that your way of telling me you want us to meet?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:16]
i swear i’m gonna kill my friend
not only did he trick me to sign me up for this shit
but he also filled my form with the most horrid answers and got me matched with a delusional idiot
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:17]
Actually I think you should thank him
Probably not many people out there who could handle such a grumpy kitty as their soulmate
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:17]
ew
ew
ew
do not
call me that
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:17]
Grumpy kitty? Or soulmate?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:17]
smartass
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:18]
Heheh
So why did your friend pick a cat as your username
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:19]
idk
ask him
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:19]
Bit difficult for me to do isn’t it
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:19]
then i guess we’ll never know
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:20]
I mean
I can kind of see it honestly
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:21]
i don’t think you see shit actually
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:22]
I do
Just an hour texting you and I see it
Very clearly
Want me to tell you what i see? ;-)
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:22]
no
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:22]
A very cute, very grumpy kitty
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:23]
i said no
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:23]
That was a rhetorical question
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:24]
right
you know what i see?
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:24]
The love of your life?
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:24]
an annoying, delusional idiot
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:25]
Close enough
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:25]
you have issues
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:26]
My friends tell me I’m a pretty stable and healthy person actually
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:26]
the same friends who call you bambi?
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:26]
>:-(
What’s your point
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:26]
nevermind
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:26]
That’s what I thought
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:28]
ok well
was nice talking to you and all
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:28]
Knew you’d come around
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:28]
you didn’t let me finish
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:28]
Mb go on
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:29]
i gotta go
so
good luck with your quest of love or whatever
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:30]
Oh
Right
Good night soulmate
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:30]
ew
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:31]
Dream of me :-)
🐈⬛ [16/01/2026, 22:32]
ew ew
hopefully not
Bambi [16/01/2026, 22:33]
<3