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four charming rogues of ketterdam
August 31 7:57 PM
jesper
> guys i don’t know what to wear tomorrow
> like at all
nina
> wait what
> what’s happening tomorrow
kaz
> the first day of school, nina dear.
╰┈> nina reacted with a “💔”
> and jesper, i told you already that there are five of us.
> since nina added her hunk of man meat.
jesper
> right
August 31 8:07 PM
jesper named the conversation “five charming rogues of ketterdam”.
five charming rogues of ketterdam
jesper
> anyway
> i’m fucking pissed
> i have chemistry first period
nina
> sending thoughts and prayers
nina replying to kaz
> “since nina added her hunk of man meat.”
╰┈> you’re just as terrible as zoya
kaz
> and i pride myself in that.
> if nikolai likes her, so do i.
jesper
> back to the topic at hand
> what the fuck do i wear
kaz
> clothing, i hope.
nina
> send your options
jesper replying to kaz
> “clothing, i hope.”
╰┈> well no shit
jesper
> okay nina
> (3 Attachments)
nina
> second one 100%
> purple is so your color
jesper
> you’re the best ever
> thank you neens
inej
> i also like the second one :)
> the jewelry is very you
nina
> INEJ
> MY QUEEN
jesper replying to inej
> “the jewelry is very you”
╰┈> thank you love
inej
> you’re welcome <3
inej replying to nina
> “INEJ”
╰┈> hello nina
kaz
> hello inej.
inej
> hi kaz
> we all have lunch sixth period right?
╰┈> kaz reacted with a “👍”
jesper
> i believe so
> we need to check if matthias does still
> nina please summon him
nina
> why me
jesper
> he’s on dnd and you’re the only person he excluded from it
nina
> how the fuck do you know that
jesper
> he literally told us last week
nina
> fine
> @matthias
jesper
> thank you neens
> matthias
> when do you have lunch
matthias
> Sixth period, why?
jesper
> oh hell yeah 🔥🔥
> all five crows in one lunch period ‼️
matthias
> I am so scared.
nina
> you'll be fine love
kaz replying to matthias
> “Sixth period, why?”
╰┈> i could have told you guys that.
jesper
> so you just hate matthias and made us disturb him
> he was on do not disturb for a reason
kaz
> no, i was going to need him here anyway.
jesper
> aww you actually like matthias
kaz
> jesper.
jesper
> sorry.
kaz
> as i was saying.
> inej and i have a lead.
╰┈> inej reacted with a “👍”
nina
> for ghezen’s sake kaz
> school hasn't even started yet
kaz
> stop fucking interrupting me.
nina
> get a better haircut first
inej
> nina be nice
nina
> fine
kaz
> thank you, inej.
╰┈> inej reacted with a “❤️”
kaz
> it’s the head of the english department.
> mr. haskell.
jesper
> i hate that guy
> he flagged my essay as AI when i used an oxford comma
matthias
> Same.
> He gave me a hard time about my accent.
nina
> okay but what did he do that we can get him on
inej
> we found emails between him and a few female students of his
jesper
> ew
> can’t we just kill him?
kaz
> that was my first suggestion.
> inej shut me down.
matthias
> That’s disgusting.
> How many emails were there?
inej
> not a lot
> most students ended up shutting him down
> but he did it to multiple girls
> we also have receipts of him demeaning a student for having dyslexia via email
> he said that the boy was lying about it because it wasn’t logged in his school profile
nina
> that’s terrible
kaz
> unfortunately this evidence won’t be enough.
> unless we have a witness.
jesper
> a witness, as in, find a student that he emailed?
kaz
> we’ve found one. kind of.
> the dyslexic boy is named wylan hendriks. we don’t know anything else about him except his name and his dyslexia.
> unfortunately, ableism isn’t enough to get him fired, so we’re probably going to need to find one of the girls he was attempting to groom.
nina
> do you have their names?
kaz
> we have their first names.
nina
> and why not their full names ???
kaz
> my software only tells me so much. we’re going to need to get into his account to see their last names.
jesper
> so we’re hacking his laptop
> i am SO down
╰┈> nina and inej reacted with a “❤️”
matthias
> Remind me again why I’m friends with you all?
nina
> because you love us
matthias
> Right.
matthias replying to jesper
> “i am SO down”
╰┈> matthias reacted with a “❤️”
five charming rogues of ketterdam
September 1 6:26 AM
nina
> FIRST DAY
> WOOO
jesper
> nina don’t remind me
> my coffee machine is broken and my da hasn’t fixed it
inej
> i can bring you in something from dunkin’ if you want
> vanilla dunkalatte with four pumps of blueberry, right?
jesper
> YES
> THANK YOU INEJ
> YOU’RE A LIFESAVER
╰┈> inej reacted with a “❤️”
inej
> don’t worry about it! does anyone else want anything?
nina
> can you get me a pumpkin chai?
╰┈> inej reacted with a “👍”
matthias
> Could you get me a cold brew, please?
╰┈> inej reacted with a “👍”
inej
> i’m getting munchkins too
> and i already know what kaz wants
> meet me by the art room before first period starts
╰┈> nina, jesper, and matthias reacted with a “👍”
jesper
> thank you so much inej
nina
> we love you
╰┈> inej reacted with a “❤️”
inej
> i love you guys too!
kaz and inej
September 1 6:34 AM
kaz
> you didn’t need to get me anything.
inej
> i know
> i wanted to
> hot tea with light cream and sugar, right?
kaz
> yes.
inej
> you’re welcome, kaz
kaz
> 🖤
inej
> 🖤
five charming rogues of ketterdam
September 1 6:36 AM
jesper
> oh my fucking saints
nina
> what what what
jesper
> kuwei yul-bo is in my chem class.
> i just got the notification that he joined the google classroom
nina
> isn’t he your friend?
> i like kuwei, he’s funny
jesper
> he is
> but he has a crush on me
> and i don’t know how to talk to him without getting his hopes up
nina
> oh
> wait but he’s cute
jesper
> he’s also kind of annoying
nina
> fairs
kaz
> new information just dropped.
> wylan is ginger.
> and he’s in our grade.
nina
> we’ll keep an eye out for a dyslexic ginger then
inej
> nina that’s rude
> but yeah kaz i fear the ginger population in ketterdam is higher than most other areas
nina
> they’re everywhere
jesper
> is he kaelish?
kaz
> i have no fucking clue.
> i just know that he’s ginger.
jesper
> that is so helpful kaz thank you
kaz
> you’re very welcome, jes.
jesper
> OJ MU SAINTS
> HE CALLED ME JES
> HOLY SJIT
kaz
> don’t get used to it.
five charming rogues of ketterdam
September 1 7:24 AM
jesper
> i found wylan