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1. narcissism and psychopathy, and one (1) pickled penis by ruinsofkhersones

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor and Vox Have a History (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is a Mess (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Kissing
   • Massage
   • Gentle Massage
   • Sub Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Consensual Blood Drinking
   • Communication
   • with those two??? i am shoked too!
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Consensual but Not Safe or Sane
   • Alastor Has a Tail (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has Hooves (Hazbin Hotel)

   Summary

   “What on Earth led you to believe I might have female genitalia?”
   “I... one can never assume, you know.”

   Alastor discovers Vox has a certain… checklist of things he might never admit to want.
   They go through the list.
   Alastor mocks him decides to indulge him a bit.
   Vox’s dick might or might not be involved in the process.

   Series

   • Part 3 of seagulls eating a dead fish

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,967

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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