seagulls eating a dead fish
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Where Alastor receives a letter from Heaven, relearns French, gives advice to an exorcist, visits Earth and puts his hooves in cold water.
Vox just doesn't want his soul being torn to shreds, but it's not a story about that anyway.“Yu’can’ave my body if you’d like. If you… if you want. Not today! ‘m drunk today. ‘know tastes baaaad. Sorry for drunk. Tommor…morrow? Can have. If. If! If you let me stay. Yeah?”
Slowburn radiostatic + Alastor reuniting with his mom (no redemption). Alastor is sex-repulsed, and Vox learns new things about himself during whatever this is.
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- Part 1 of seagulls eating a dead fish
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“So, you fucking him or what?”
“I am becoming increasingly aware that I might have to, at some point,” Alastor nods, deeply disturbed by that thought.The following statements are true:
1. Vox hates pain.
2. Vox has let Alastor dissect, disembowel, dismember, gut, cook and eat his body (twice).
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12. Alastor dislikes sex.
13. Sometimes, Alastor lets Vox masturbate while he himself gets to enjoy (2-8).
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15. Vox asked Alastor to meet him in the middle, and someone isn’t doing it properly.
16. That someone is not Vox.Series
- Part 2 of seagulls eating a dead fish
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narcissism and psychopathy, and one (1) pickled penis by ruinsofkhersones
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2026
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“What on Earth led you to believe I might have female genitalia?”
“I... one can never assume, you know.”Alastor discovers Vox has a certain… checklist of things he might
never admit towant.
They go through the list.
Alastormocks himdecides to indulge him a bit.
Vox’s dick might or might not be involved in the process.Series
- Part 3 of seagulls eating a dead fish