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1. Peach Head by Thissouptasteslikesoup

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Harris Drover
   • Holmberg (Game Changers)
   • Luca Haas
   • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Petty Ilya Rozanov
   • Pathetic Ilya Rozanov
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Harris Drover is a Menace
   • Competitive Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Comfort No Hurt
   • No Angst
   • Minor arguments
   • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
   • Connor Storrie's Shaved Head
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov's Curls
   • slight sexting
   • video transcripts
   • Shane would love Ilya bald like Mr.Clean or hairy like Big Foot
   • Scary Shane Hollander
   • at least according to everyone but Ilya
   • inspired by tumblr post
   • Idiots in Love
   • Sappy Hollanov
   • being married but still having crushes on each other
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Texting Fic
   • Texting

   Summary

   Shanya 🍑🍑: [Image attached] 
   Shanya 🍑🍑:  [Image attached]

   What the fuck

   Shanya

   Where the fuck is your bush.

   **

   Shane shaves his bush, so Ilya shaves his head in retaliation.

   Series

   • Part 4 of HR Texting Fics

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   English

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