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Hermione Granger survived a war, restored her parents’ memories, returned home, and discovered something she had somehow neglected during seven years of magical education:
She really, really likes sex.
One unexpectedly educational summer later, Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her final year considerably more experienced, considerably more confident, and faced with an obvious methodological problem.
Her sample size is one.
Fortunately, Hogwarts is full of willing research subjects.
Hermione intends to approach the matter as she approaches everything else - with curiosity, rigorous experimentation, meticulous attention to detail, and absolutely no appreciation for how quickly human beings complicate otherwise perfectly sound research.
After all, one man is not a sample.
One man is an anecdote.
And Hermione Granger has never been satisfied with insufficient data.