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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
Hi Paris!! After a lot of insistence from @thecatwhiskerer I made a twitter!
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@LadybugOfficial M’lady!!!!! u’ve finally graced us with ur wonderful purresense!
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@thecatwhiskerer Your twitter looks exactly how I thought it would.
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@LadybugOfficial awwww ty m’lady ♡
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@thecatwhiskerer It wasn’t a complement, Kitty <3
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Mandy @AmandaParks
@LadybugOfficial LADYBUG SENT CHAT NOIR A HEART AND CALLED HIM KITTY!! LADYNOIR NATION WE’RE EATING SO WELL TODAY
Adrien Agreste @OfficialAdrienAgreste
I am incredibly euphoric to announce that we have reached over 100k sales of my signature perfume Adrien: The Fragrance. I greatly appreciate all my fans for their continued support of my occupation as a model for my beloved fathers brand.
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Adrien Agreste’s #1 Fan!!! @iloveyouadrien
@OfficialAdrienAgreste omg!!!! congrats adrien!!! i knew buying ten bottles was a good choice! so glad i could help <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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Mackenzie @AdrienAgresteStan
@OfficialAdrienAgreste I’m so glad the perfume is doing well, but are we actually supposed to believe that this is being typed by a teenage boy???
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Marinette @MariDuPAINC
@OfficialAdrienAgreste my fav modern slang term: euphoric
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Marc @thelastgenderbender
@MariDuPANIC it’s all the rage with the kids these days
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niNOOOOOOOO @nemo
@OfficialAdrienAgreste hey pr dude have u ever heard adrien speak? bro does not talk or type like that
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Alya @Ladyblooogger
@nemo wdym? i see no difference
{Image Attached: a screenshot of a group chat conversation between four people called “MAAN”
BESTIE <3: im actually gonna be early for once!! do you guys want some croissants?
The Prettiest Boy: ASDJFKAJSF
The Prettiest Boy: FASJDFKAJVF
The Prettiest Boy: HKJFDKS
The Prettiest Boy: SJAFKLDAKFJ
The Prettiest Boy: SKDJCJS
The Prettiest Boy: SDHJLYFSKHJB
The Prettiest Boy: BDJSKSKSKR
The Prettiest Boy: SKDKKS
The Prettiest Boy: ASDFKJAJ
The Prettiest Boy: CROISSANTS
BESTIE <3: i’ll bring a few for adrien then
Babe: Nette pls pack alya and mine separately
Babe: I think Adrien might turn into kirby inhale the croissants on sight}
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neirda etserga @theairfreshner
@Ladyblooogger Photoshopped.
Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakeryofficial
Dear Paris, since @LadybugOfficial has joined the Twitter.com our Ladybug and Chat Noir macarons will be 50% off. From, Tom
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Marinette @MariDuPAINC
@dcbakeryofficial papa you dont need to sign your tweets like an email
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Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakeryofficial
@MariDuPAINC Dear Marinette, Hello, sweetheart! I am glad to see you on the Twitter.com! Thank you for letting me know. Love, Papa
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Sadie Sink my beloved @spoodermanspooderman
@dcbakeryofficial u r unironically one of my fav twitter accounts
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Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakeryofficial
@spoodermanspooderman Dear @spoodermanspooderman, Thank You! Please stop by for some macarons! We would love to meet you! Sincerely, Tom
Sadie Sink my beloved @spoodermanspooderman
YALL I ROLLED UP TO THE @dcbakeryofficial AND TOLD THEM I WAS THE PERSON THAT TWEETED ABOUT THEM BEING MY FAV ACCOUNT AND THEY WERE SO HAPPY TO MEET ME?? THEY GAVE ME SOME FREE SWEETS ALONG WITH MY ORDER
Markov’s Watching Out For You @AkumaWatch
Akuma Alert: an Akuma calling herself The Coupon Queen is near the Eiffel Tower. She seems to be able to decrease ones qualities by a percentage she calls out. Please evacuate as quickly and as safely as possible. Ladybug and Chat Noir have not arrived yet.
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Alya @Ladyblooogger
@AkumaWatch Thanks Markov! i’ll head over there rn to get footage for my blog
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Markov’s Watching Out For You @AkumaWatch
@Ladyblooogger That is the opposite of what I said to do.
Ladyblog @TheOfficialLadyblog
@LadybugOfficial and @thecatwhiskerer have defeated The Coupon Queen! Click here to watch the footage of the fight on the Ladyblog! Please visit the Ladyblog later tonight for the highlight reel!
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Pierre @imbatman
@TheOfficialLadyblog shout out to @LadybugOfficial for being so competent because if i summoned a lucky charm and it was a claw clip i would simply cry
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Tomdaya for life @peterman
@imbatman shout out to @thecatwhiskerer for being so funny because if my partner summoned a pack of claw clips and started building some strange contraption in the middle of a fight, i would simply hand over my miraculous
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@peterman Is there another Chat Noir I don’t know about??? You said there was a funny one.
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@LadybugOfficial meow-ch m’lady why must you wound me so?
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@thecatwhiskerer It’s payback for all the emotional distress your puns cause me.
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@LadybugOfficial well maybe i should get the dupain-chengs to adopt me since mr. dupain loves my puns
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@thecatwhiskerer Don’t be silly kitty, you can’t adopt a cat that’s already someone else’s
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@LadybugOfficial what??? who’s cat am I????
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@thecatwhiskerer Mine, obviously
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Mary @hadaGIANTlamb
@LadybugOfficial I have never actually met Chat Noir but I just know that he’s as red as Ladybug’s suit rn
Alix @shewasaskaterboy
Welcome to my class where the best matchmaker is @MariDuPANIC who has tried and failed to ask her crush out multiple times and yet somehow has a 100% success rate when it comes to helping other people ask out their crushes
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Marinette @MariDuPAINC
@shewasaskaterboy I’m simply meant to embody the “always a bridesmaid never the bride” audio ;-;
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Marc @thelastgenderbender
@MariDuPAINC stop being mean!! that’s my future wedding dress designer and maid of honor (aka the whole reason i have a boyfriend) you’re talking about!!
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Nathaniel @illustrationbyNath
@thelastgenderbender aww ur already planning our wedding <3 i think u’ll look amazing in a wedding dress
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Marinette @MariDuPAINC
@illustrationbyNath Marc def forgot u made a twitter. he just turned really red and chucked his phone across my room
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Alix @shewasaskaterboy
@illustrationbyNath can i officiate the wedding
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Nathaniel @illustrationbyNath
@shewasaskaterboy markov will officiate u can be the ring bearer
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Alix @shewasaskaterboy
@illustrationbyNath oh hell yeah
Marc @thelastgenderbender
This just in: I will now be throwing myself off the eiffel tower. If you have any questions pertaining to my will please direct them to my dear cousin @MariDuPANIC I have left the copy with her
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Nathaniel @illustrationbyNath
@thelastgenderbender pls don’t throw yourself of the eiffel tower, I prefer my boyfriend to be alive
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Alix @shewasaskaterboy
@thelastgenderbender yeah, u can’t leave nath a widower marc. we’ve alr planned ur wedding
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neirda etserga @theairfreshner
@thelastgenderbender do i get anything in the will?
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Marinette @MariDuPAINC
@theairfreshner u and juleka both get half of their makeup collection
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neirda etserga @theairfreshner
@thelastgenderbender @MariDuPAINC omg!! ty marc!!! pls don’t throw urself off the Eiffel Tower tho!!!
Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
If anyone was wondering what kind of things @thecatwhiskerer and I talk about on patrol, today I was ranting to him about some bad interactions I had with some men (/derogatory) recently, and I said “God, I just hate men sometimes!” and without even blinking he nods and goes “I know! Men are the worst!” and then he was silent for a bit before going “Wait.” because he realized that he is, in fact, a man.
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@LadybugOfficial before anyone asks, no I’m not trans or questioning (tho if u r, ur completely valid and i respect u and ur identity) I just kinda forgot
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@thecatwhiskerer like wdym i’m just part of the problem??
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Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
@thecatwhiskerer You say this, but everytime we’re on patrol and we see a girl being catcalled, you chase after the cat caller like you’re a creature in a horror movie and they’re your next victim while I comfort the girl that was cat called. You are many things Kitty, but you are in no way part of this problem <3
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Ladynoir Lover @AmandaParks
@LadybugOfficial @thecatwhiskerer MY LADYNOIR HEART IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS I LOVE IT SO MUCH
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LB X CN STAN @ItsBrittanyBtch
@LadybugOfficial @thecatwhiskerer PLS KISS ALREADY
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Juliet @dontwantRomeo
@LadybugOfficial @thecatwhiskerer evrybdy in the replies is talking about ladynoir but I think we should be talking about CN chasing down cat callers
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@dontwantRomeo i have to go after them bc they’re giving cats a bad name!!
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Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
@dontwantRomeo also i think ppl that don’t respect women deserve to suffer the way they make women suffer
Chat Noir ฅ^•𖥦•^ฅ @thecatwhiskerer
was anyone gonna tell me that #ChatNoirFeministIcon was trending or was I supposed to just find that out when getting croissants from @dcbakeryofficial?
Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakeryofficial
Dear Followers, please look at these aprons my wonderful daughter @MariDuPANIC made for the whole family! From, Tom
{Image Attached: a slightly blurry photo of three black aprons laying on the floor. One is incredibly large and takes up half of the space in the photo. Embroidered on it in a yellow-gold are the words “KING of the kitchen” with a little crown sitting on the K in king and a light macaron next to the word “kitchen.” There are two smaller aprons, one is embroidered with the words “QUEEN of the kitchen” with a crown on the Q and a slanted red macaron sitting partially under the n in “kitchen.” The last apron reads “PRINCESS of the kitchen” with a tiara on the P and a slanted baby pink macaron a few inches away from the e in “the”}
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Marinette @MariDuPAINC
@dcbakeryofficial papa u posted this on the bakery’s account not ur personal one
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Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakeryofficial
@MariDuPAINC Dear Marinette, Hello, sweetheart! I do not understand. Your mother and I love our matching aprons, but we love you more heart emoji! We made a box of eclairs for you to take for you friends! Love, Papa
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neirda etserga @theairfreshner
@dcbakeryofficial omg!!! ty for the eclairs!! we luv ur baked goods
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Dupain-Cheng Bakery @dcbakeryofficial
@theairfreshner Dear Adrien, I do not know who Ty is. I am Tom, Marinette’s father, we have met before! Names can be confusing though, so I am not offended! Sabine and I are glad you like our food and that you’re such a great friend to our daughter. We love and appreciate you for all you have done for her. Love, Tom
niNOOOOOOOO @nemo
does anyone know why Adrien just started crying while staring at his phone????
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Alya @Ladyblooogger
@nemo mari’s dad is showing him fatherly love and support
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niNOOOOOOOO @nemo
@Ladybloooger makes sense i think a lot of people would cry when experiencing something like that for the first time
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Lila :) @lila_rossi
@nemo What are you talking about Nino? I’m sure @GabrielOfficial shows Adrien how much he loves him all the time !!
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Alya @Ladyblooogger
@lila_rossi he does! that’s the problem!