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1. When Gandalf crashed Rivendell: A Durin’s Disaster by HoneydewDurin

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Elrond Peredhel
   • Thorin Oakenshield's Company Members
   • Dwalin (Tolkien)
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Bofur (Tolkien)
   • Bombur (Tolkien)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Canon What Canon?
   • Humor
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Magical Drugs
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • Gandalf is a Menace (Tolkien)
   • Bilbo’s Inner Bitch Reveals Itself Through Gandalf’s Pipe
   • POV Thorin Oakenshield
   • Intoxication
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Everyone is high
   • Public Nudity
   • Dwarven Dignity Was Lost That Night
   • Thorin Has Dignity Until He Doesn’t
   • Public Masturbation
   • Oral Sex
   • Deepthroating
   • Face-Fucking
   • Sexual Humor
   • Size Difference
   • Bilbo Baggins Chooses Violence
   • Thorin Oakenshield.exe Has Stopped Working
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Bottom Bilbo Baggins
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Elrond Did Not Sign Up for This
   • Rivendell Will Never Recover
   • Wizards Are the Best My Love for Gandalf Will Never Rest

   Summary

   A smutty crack one-shot in which Gandalf brings magical pipe-weed to Rivendell, Thorin loses his dignity, the Company loses its clothes, and Elrond loses what little faith he had left in travelling dwarves.

   Language:

   English

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