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1. i don't stand in line (but i wait for you) by minetteinthewild

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   25 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Original Characters
   • Eric Cartman
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch as Marjorine
   • Genderfluid Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Homophobic Language
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • fake dating as a way to get away from some douche
   • it is very not fake for kenny
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • kenny slaps a ring on it as soon as socially acceptable

   Summary

   Kenny McCormick was a fuckboy. A manwhore, a slut, whatever you wanted to call it.
   He was also a star hockey player; one of the most solid, well-rounded forward players the region had. He had offers lined up for after graduation, any team he wanted. Girls and guys loved him, and Kenny loved sex. He loved the attention. His therapist had been oh-so-kind to point out that he craved the attention, the brief affection, but was too scared to be actually known. Except by her.

   Series

   • Part 3 of fake dating always means falling in love

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,176

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   23

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