fake dating always means falling in love
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Kenny McCormick had a reputation. A well-earned one. He was a slut. He'd sleep with seemingly anyone that breathed and was blonde. No one could ever tie him down.
Enter Bunny.
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- Part 1 of fake dating always means falling in love
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He flung the door open, ready to argue, and instead got shoved backward into his own dorm. The hands pushing were hot, heavy, and big. The shove was surprisingly gentle.
Stan Marsh was wide-eyed and way too close. He didn’t smell like he’d been drinking, but who knew. He actually smelled fantastic, of course, something warm and earthy.
“What the fuck, dude?” Kyle asked sharply. Stan glanced over his shoulder, and Kyle balked at the crowd of people behind him. “No, really. What. The fuck.”
Stan didn’t say anything, just turned him around and pushed him into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. His hands came up to touch Kyle’s shoulders.
“I’m so sorry,” were the second words Stan Marsh spoke to him. The first were, “Hey, I’m Stan. Looks like we’re neighbors.” To which Kyle fumbled his own fucking name and said, “I’m Neighbors. Fuck. Yeah.” And bolted back to his dorm, face burning.
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- Part 2 of fake dating always means falling in love
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Kenny McCormick was a fuckboy. A manwhore, a slut, whatever you wanted to call it.
He was also a star hockey player; one of the most solid, well-rounded forward players the region had. He had offers lined up for after graduation, any team he wanted. Girls and guys loved him, and Kenny loved sex. He loved the attention. His therapist had been oh-so-kind to point out that he craved the attention, the brief affection, but was too scared to be actually known. Except by her.Series
- Part 3 of fake dating always means falling in love