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Published:
2026-08-26
Completed:
2026-09-01
Words:
6,387
Chapters:
26/26
Comments:
42
Kudos:
43
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ion wanna jump through yo hoops no mo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (a mildly satire fanfic)

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😂 my mom told me tmi so i cope writing this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im coping with my life by writing this im sorry if you find this mom😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wanna km s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Chapter 1: bouhgt a toaster js to make some toast

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gng today existsed omd

 

brian bell keeps saying 67 what teg fuck bro stfu before i beat yo ahh down

 

brian: 676767 SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

rivers lwk js stares at brian and starts lecturing lil bro on square roots what does this have to do with 67

brian: tf does this have to do with 67 boiiii😂

 

rivers: erm its VERY iumportnat to knwo..baka

 

brian: are u a fucking tsundere

 

rivers: u-u-u-u-uu-u-u-u-um..n-no!!! i-im not a dere- a tsu-tsundere-!

 

brian: whatervr princes s 😂

 

rivers: hh--h-h-h-hheyyyy!!!!! im not a princessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

brian: yes u are 😂😂😂😂

 

rivers: nuh uhhh

 

brian: yuh 😂

 

rivers: h-hmph...

 

brian: see ur a tsundere

 

rivers: ugh..stoppp!!!!!!!!!!

 

brian: no

 

brian starts dry humping rivers as a joke while laughiong

 

rivers: omg stoppp im bluhsing

 

brian: yk u like it vro

 

brian stops , tho

 

rivers: h-h-h-hmph...ur so meaaannn!

 

rivers then starts making out w brian less than 5 seconds after saying that

 

brian leans into it

 

rivers then pulls away

 

rivers: u sussy baka..h-hmph..

 

brian: aint no waY u js said tgat

 

rivers: i-i did..

 

brian: ok bro we might need to put you down

 

rivers: WHAT

 

brian: zootopia abortion comic