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1. The Reach Strikes Back by Tywin_Lannister

   Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M, Gen
   • Complete Work

   27 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Paxter Redwyne/Boats
   • Leyton Hightower/Nuclear Warheads
   • Euron Greyjoy/Falia Flowers (past)
   • Leyton Hightower/Big Red 'Do not press' Button
   • Paxter Redwyne/Mina Tyrell (slight)
   • Leyton Hightower/Rhea Florent (slight)
   • Paxter Redwyne
   • Leyton Hightower
   • Horas Redwyne
   • Hobber Redwyne
   • Malora Hightower
   • Euron Greyjoy
   • Falia Flowers
   • Aeron Greyjoy
   • Rhea Florent
   • Mina Tyrell
   • Satire
   • Funny
   • Humorous
   • Dark humour (maybe)
   • Dark
   • Blood Sacrifice (mentioned)
   • Blood rituals (mentioned)
   • Psychopath Euron Greyjoy
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Complete
   • War Crimes
   • Nuclear Warfare

   Summary

   Euron prepares to attack Oldtown both conventionally and through sorcery. But unfortunately for him, Paxter Redwyne has arrived to defend it, and his trap for the Redwyne fleet failed to work. Euron had destroyed some of Paxter's boats earlier. An enraged Paxter Redwyne prepares to show the Ironborn why the Reach doesn't have Universal Healthcare.

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