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Kirk's Return

Summary:

Charlie Kirk comes back from the dead after collecting all 7 Celeb souls. Dean Withers goes on the quest to find all 7 Immortal only cause of Plot Historical Figures which also includes a Random ass guy named "Cool Guy." Charlie Kirk takes over America but in the end everyone would be saved from his terror!

Notes:

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Chapter 1: Introduction

Chapter Text

It was September 10th, 2026, a year after the Charlie Kirk assination. The fat orange President, Donald Trump, was giving a speech in front of a crowd of Americans.

“Quite Frankly Charlie Kirk was Charlie Kirk, QUITE FRANKLY! But I.. Was not on that island, quite frankly, SLEEPY JOE! I am the best president QUIET FRANKLY! Biden is gay! Quite frankly”

… Yeah.. So normal Trump stuff, his stupid ass supporters were cheering him on.

Little did they know things were gonna turn around..

“Quite frankly! Homosexuals are very gay and I hate the gays so I hate the homosexuals quite frankly! I used to be a lib, no more! Libs are evil and quite frankly they’re sata-”

Trump froze and gagged slightly. Then BLOOD started gushing from his neck. Trump dropped to the floor as the ground started shaking. The people at the rally ran for their life. The last soul had been taken.

The ground cracked open, a gate to hell opening as Charlie Kirk rose from the dead partly AI made.

“HAHA! NOW THAT I’VE COLLECTED ALL 7 CELEB SOULS I AM NOW BACK AS THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM! HAHA! AMERICA IS MINE TO OVER THROW!” Americans watched in horror as Charlie Kirk started eating liberals alive.

With that America and soon the entire world would be under Kirk’s control.

The only way to defeat Charlie Kirk would be to find the 7 Immortal because of plot reasons US History Figures. Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Cool guy, Benjamin Franklin, Lewis and Clark (They count as one soul), Thomas Edison, and Lastly George Washington himself. Legend says each of them still roam America but are hidden and need to be awakened.

But without them, America is doomed forever to be under Charlie Kirk’s Control.