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who tf drank my apple juice

Summary:

william and ensar makeout in school so people make fun of them!!!!

Notes:

title is a line from cupcakke's song " thats like "

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William and Ensar got put next to each other in class, making William extremely excited about. He was so excited that he started to dance on his seat like a roblox character. Ensar turned to William and blushed like those old gacha edits from the early 2020s to 2021.

Red like a tomato.

 

William looked back and blushed so hard that he fell over his seat, causing a loud CRACK sound because he was so fat that he could be on those 1k lbs TV shows. The whole class turned to look at William because he is an idiot who does the most cringiest thing ever. They all sighed because William's fat ass was so distracting that the birds outside accidentally collided with the windows.

William surprisingly made the first move, kissing Ensar's lips as Ensar's eyes widened. Ensar kissed back and then he slowly stuck the tongue in his mouth. Ensar and WIlliam made out with each other in the classroom while the whole class started cringing at them.

There was smooching sounds, the classmates were giggling to each other as the teacher rolled her eyes. She didn't even bother dealing with those 2 kids because they were so cringe and she was like " I don't make enough money for this".

 

Some of the students started to take videos and pictures of them kissing posted online.

 

Meanwhile, the post went viral, William and Ensar got a lot of backlash for being annoying and cringe in class.

 

Somehow, William and Ensar never figure out because William thinks he is too mature to look into twitter while he chases boys who don't even like him back. Ensar opened twitter because he wanted to flex himself on the internet since he really likes the attention he gets from edgy little middle schoolers and a bunch of random girls drooling over him. He liked the attention since he is like those booktok x biketok kids.

 

When Ensar saw the post about him and William, his face turned red and then he deleted his account. He was too embarrassed because the post got 69M views and 69k likes. The entire comment section was clowning on the picture.

 

Ensar was so embarrassed that he decided to run into the woods and become a hermit, living off of nature.

 

William saw the students making fun of him and then he started complaining like a rat and he also snuck out of the school to run into some random place. He changed his name to something like "Mr PoopyPants" because why not.

 

William then flew to Mars as he couldn't handle being on Earth and getting flammed on the internet for being a weirdo bum.