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Ochako giggled as she sent Deku a video on TikTok.
"Bitch, I'm right beside you?!" He exclaimed incredulously. They were hanging out in her room, and by hanging out, she means sitting on her bed together and scrolling in silence.
"Yeah, but it's better to send it, you know?" She explained. The video had been one posted by someone who goes by the names 'backshotlord' and 'jigusmilkers' on TikTok, regarding the one-sided beef another TikToker who goes by 'Lamy' has with him.
"No, no I don't know. Besides, you know that I'm literally the one who posted that video; why are you sending it to me?" He asked. Oh, right. He was also the person behind the account. Neither he nor Lamy had posted their faces, only their voices, but he and Ochako liked to joke that Lamy's account is run by the League of Villains, who run it for All For One.
"It's funny. Oh, look, Lamy posted again!" Izuku rolled his eyes.
Just then, both of their phones started blowing up with messages.
The Yaoi Allegiance of UA
President (Mina Ashido): GUYS
President (Mina Ashido): IM CACKLING
President (Mina Ashido): LAMY POSTED LMAO
Tooru Hagakure: dear lord what are they saying now
Hizashi Yamada: as a teacher, gossip should not be discussed in school spaces
Tooru Hagakure: with all due respect sir, stfu
Hizashi Yamada: BUT
Hizashi Yamada: you wound me
Hizashi Yamada: BUT
Hizashi Yamada: as a member of the Yaoi Allegiance of UA
Hizashi Yamada: they posted about backshotlord again
Katsuki Bakugo: omd bro what are they saying about him
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): guys!! let's not be messy!! i'm sure that they just misunderstood something he said!
Ochako Uraraka: girl sybau
Ochako Uraraka: apparently he 'encourages minors to read porn'
Ochako Uraraka: which is absolute bs
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): damn okay silenced ig
President (Mina Ashido): did i miss smth? when did he do that?
Tooru Hagakure: also, isn't he a minor too?
Hizashi Yamada: we dont know remember
Hizashi Yamada: hes entirely anonymous
Hizashi Yamada: theyre js rumors bc he has a youthful voice
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): yeah about that yall..
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): i might be backshotlord…
Katsuki Bakugo: fym "might" bro 💔✌️
Katsuki Bakugo: either you are or ur not
Katsuki Bakugo: why are u unsure about it😭
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH KACCHAN SHUT UP
President (Mina Ashido): yo i think i might have to make u the president because dude
President (Mina Ashido): you're like… the MASCOT of yaoi
Tooru Hagakure: wait that means you have hard copies of the yaoi…
Tooru Hagakure: can i borrow…???????????
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): ofc!!
Hizashi Yamada: wait so so you know who lamy is?
Vice President (Izuku Midoriya): nah sorry😔
Ochako Uraraka: hes lying
Ochako Uraraka: we both know that theyre the lov
Ochako Uraraka: but theyre running the acc for afo
Hizashi Yamada: ykw… im not even gonna question how yall got to that conclusion. Shouta was right; you guys are problem children
President (Mina Ashido): damn, sorry mic😔
IMPORTANT LEAGUE BUSINESS ONLY!!!
Dabi: how was your meeting with 1-a birdy
Hawks: it went fine, i got some information for u
Toga: OOH HOWS OCHAKO DOINGGGG???????????
Hawks: she's doing great, himiko. she was in her room with midoriya when i dropped by, so i couldn't talk to her, but i could hear them laughing.
Toga: what?
Toga: oh.
Hawks: a couple of the students were really focused on their phones, i think they'll be the easiest to distract during the war
Dabi: well?
Hawks: well… see, they're not easy targets, per se
Dabi: spit it out
Hawks: …
Hawks: Ashido, Hagakure, and Bakugo
Dabi: any pros?
Hawks: present mic
Twice: thanks bro!!
Twice: ill gouge out your eyes bitch
Hawks: no problem, twice
Toga: do you know if ochakos dating izuku?
Hawks: i dont think they are…?
Hawks: knowing the class, they'd probably be talking that topic to death if it's true
Toga: okay!! Thank you hawksieeeeee!
Compress: hey, i just finished my mission, do you know if shigaraki and afo need anything else from me?
Shigaraki: oh yeah, he told us to post on the lamy acc more
Dabi: oh god whose turn is it now
Toga: i hope its not mine. i dont like what we post.
Twice: same
Hawks: you guys run lamy?
Shigaraki: lock in hawks
Spinner: it better not be me
Shigaraki: dabi!
Shigaraki: you get to post today!!
Shigaraki: arent you so excited?
Dabi: i think i might actually explode omd why are we even doing this
Shigaraki: remember to post shit on backshotlord
Dabi: we're a whole villain organisation and we're starting shit over yaoi with a kid named backshotlord and jigusmilkers
Dabi: i dont get how this is gonna help us win the war
Shigaraki: "a kid" is Izuku Midoriya, dabi.
Dabi: YOURE NOT EVEN SURE IF ITS HIM!!!
Shigaraki: if we can break down his mental defences, we can take ofa from him easily.
Shigaraki: and if you dont do this you have to leave the league, and you wont be able to take your revenge without us
Dabi: ugh fine wtv i'll do it.
Hawks: LMAO
Dabi: shut it birdy
Hawks: you love meeeeeee
Toga: hes not responding lmfao
Toga: not denying it either…