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CLASS 3-A!!!
Deku: yall better fess up RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Deku: WHO THE FUCK TOLD MR AIZAWA ABOUT THE YAOI
Mina: ouu shii
Mina: whoever did that is cooked
Deku: BECAUSE THERE BETTER BE A REASONABLE EXPLANATION AS TO WHY MISS MIDNIGHT IS QUESTIONING ME ABOUT RUSSIAN AND KOREAN SPIES, ECTOPLASM AND HIS CLONES ARE SEARCHING MY ROOM, AIZAWA'S CHECKING MY SEARCH HISTORY, AND ALL MIGHT IS JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT ME IN THE MOST "IM NOT MAD, JUST DISAPPOINTED" WAY POSSIBLE
Ochako: LMAO ALL MIGHT JUST STARING AT YOU IS SENDING ME
Denki: yea if someone doesnt take responsibility all of our asses r getting slimed
Deku: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL WHOEVER DID THIS
Shoto: who did it
Shoto: just come clean
Tenya: AS CLASS REP I COULDN'T STAND BY AND WATCH AS YOU HAD INAPPROPRIATE MATERIALS IN YOUR ROOM!! I APOLOGISE MIDORIYA, AS YOUR FRIEND, I SHOULDN'T DO THAT, BUT AS YOUR CLASS REPRESENTATIVE, IT WAS MY DUTY TO ENSURE THAT YOU DON'T SULLY YOUR MIND WITH SUCH NOVELS!!
Deku: iida…
Deku: meet me outside.
Deku: just as soon as mr aizawa leaves because he's still not giving up his search
Ochako: rip tenya
Katsuki: you wont be missed
Shoto: you WILL be missed
Deku: no he wont
Katsuki: no he wont
Hagakure: oh god what did he find so far
Deku: nothing too bad
Deku: only green flag yaois so far thank GOD
Deku: the traumatising ones are hidden as if they hold the remaining embers of ofa
Deku: i prepare for every scenario
Deku: including tenya
Mina: thank god
Mina: was worried for you there
Deku: the only one you should be worried about is iida
Tenya: #fairs
Kyoka: iida i wish you the best of luck
Momo: yes, just try not to fight too close to the dorms please
Katsuki: yeah im going to bed so dont be fucking loud
Deku: dw kacchan i wont!!
Shoto: GAY
Shoto: bakugo lock in
Hanta: i taught him that!!
Hanta: im so proud
Katsuki: BOTH OF YOU CAN DIE
Katsuki: IM GOING TO BED
Katsuki: DONT BLOW UP MY PHONE
Deku: i'll make sure they won't, kacchan
Deku: alr the teachers are gone
Deku: iida…
Shoto: you've got him muttering prayers under his breath, midoriya
Deku: sounds about right.