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martin: my nose just started bleeding
annabelle cane: i know. i did that
annabelle cane: telepathically >::::3
martin: i actually hate you so much
helen: *enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello!
jon: I don’t have much time to talk there’s a fire at my work.
jon: Nonetheless hello.
georgie: where do you even work jon??
(season one) martin: can i bother you for a second?
jon: you always bother me but go ahead >:/
not!sasha: every friend group has the evil shape-shifting entity that can perfectly imitate the human voice
not!sasha: "wehhh but my friend group doesn't have a bloodthirsty shape-shifting entity that can perfectly imitate the human voice!" oh yeah? are you really really sure about that?
tim: aw you say the silliest things sash!
jane prentiss: hey. this is jane the bug lady. do you need any bugs
martin: what kind of bugs?
jane prentiss: i’ll fucking kill you (he was hoping she’d say spiders)
jon: can you take my dumbass to funky town?
jonah: nope. torture city again
jon: come on
michael: *opens the door to the corridors rhat are forever empty* anyone there eeeeheehee >:3
helen: hello
michael: WHAT THE FUCK???????
martin: i lied, i actually am jealous. i hope anyone who flirts with you gets hit by 10 cars
(over text)
jon: What is my beloved admiral doing?
georgie: being bad mostly
jon: No he is NOT.
georgie: hes doing some kind of terrorism
georgie: launchign himself around the living room
basira: i’m being serious
jonah during his ‘in prison’ era: hi being serious i’m definitely elias
basira: don’t talk to me
spider: hissisisshshsh hsshshshs hiss
martin: aww!! hi spider :D
spider: hiss hiss hsshshiss hs “faggot” hshshhissishhs hissshis
martin: PARDON
jon: while you were exploring eachother’s bodies, i was exploring the tunnels
jon: I Am Lost In The Tunnels (the people exploring eachother’s bodies were tim and martin bc fuck you martim blast)
tim: we need to get you to a club or something
jon: tim i can Not go to the club i’ll be saying things like ‘perchance’ and ‘thrice’ in there
jude perry: weatherboy (derogatory)
mike crew: what’s that supposed to mean?
jude perry: wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy