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things Residents are no longer allowed to do in the Afterlife (W.I.P.) by Dead_Serious
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Apr 2026
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"Given the recent actions of several residents who shall not be named, we have been forced to update our community guidelines. And yes, these incidents have occurred enough times to warrant being on this list."
A working list of things Afterlife residents are no longer allowed to do, curated by Oliver Banks
I love the Skippy's List trope and I love the Magnus Archives. What more can I say.
I'll add as I think of more rulesAlso the Fears are present in my Afterlife, but they're more passive. And everybody here is chill and there's no beef between anybody bc I can't and won't write angst. Unless it's for a bit.
also also I know that Jon/Martin are only mentioned in one rule but trust me it's there
Some of these are inspired by the original Skippy's List and other lists I found on the internet
Feel free to comment suggestions!
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Every day life in the Archive (plus matchmaking) by FantasyFreak_2
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Sep 2020
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Elias Bouchard is a scheming, manipulative bastard and he is serving the god of remembering good memories. Tim and Sasha just have far too much fun with it and Jon and Martin suffer.
Elias smiled serenely. “I can´t wait to make a photo album of your wedding!”
“OUR WEDDING? Jesus Christ, Elias!” Jon shouted. “I thought you were the avatar of the eye not of cupid!”
Elias shrugged. “It is true that I myself am mostly an observer but if you lightly push the right people in the right direction… you can get yourself so much more enjoyable things to watch.”
Jon raised an eyebrow. “I´m not sure if you want to help or if you just want more power from your god.”
Elias shrugged. “A bit of both? Is it so bad to help the god of remembering good memories?”
“If the good memory is made by forcing me on a date with Martin, then yes!”
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- Part 2 of The 14 gods of love
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14 May 2026
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There are no 14 gods of fear, there are only the 14 gods of love. And Jon Sims hated every single one of them!
“I have to read statement after statement where people get hugged by strangers or gifted sweets to make their day better or cute little animals come and cuddle with them! It´s nauseating!”
“I think that sounds really sweet.”
“My boss comes into the office everyday to give me a self-made photo album of all my best memories with little hearts and stars painted everywhere. And Elias gives us stickers of stars if he thinks we did well that day, something he thinks we did EVERY. SINGLE. DAY! That is just CREEPY!”
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- Part 1 of The 14 gods of love
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- English
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- 1,513
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- 1/1
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- 282
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- 14
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- 1,817
Bookmarked by Dead_Serious
14 May 2026
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home is woven between our clasped hands by orphan_account for lostinyouruniverse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jul 2020
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They say home is where the heart is and if this is who his heart wants to follow, Jon thinks he would devote himself to those foundations for eons. Comfort is an angel and it resides in wool fiber sweatshirts, black curls, galactic freckles, and a man so celestial his hugs feel like the skies embrace—and oh is this just the most tender myth of Atlas that Jon has ever written.
or, how jon falls in love
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14 May 2026
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Welcome to Beholding Tea And Coffee!! by Sillygoofyqueer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2026
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Jon!!! <3 (The boss):
You: Hey Jon! Just wanted to let you know I put your tea in your office!! <3
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The Full-Timers (Without Jon because he's scary):
You: GUYS GUYS GUYS I MESSED UP
Mocha Goddess: What? What did u do?
The Hot Barista: MARTIN DID U KILL SONEPNE I NEIED TOKNWOE NOW IVE GOT A BT
Mocha Goddess: YOURE NOT SUPPOSD TO TELL HIM
You: WHAT?! No, I haven't killed anyone!
You: I sent Jon a '<3'The Hot Barista: oh
The Hot Barista: ok(My obligatory coffee shop chatfic AU for jmart week 2026, Day 9: Free//AU Day)
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10 Apr 2026
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What Do I Care If Icicles Form by OllieoftheBeholder
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Dec 2025
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It's the first Christmas in the Archives, and the team is going out for drinks. Sasha is extremely excited to meet Jon and Martin's respective partners.
She is not prepared to find out who they're actually with.
Bookmarked by Dead_Serious
23 Dec 2025