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Draco Malfoy is at his wit’s end. No matter how many times he swaggers into the Great Hall sweaty in his Quidditch kit, bends over in magically tightened trousers, or lingers in the library like a lost crup, he cannot get Hermione Granger’s attention.
With their remedial eighth year drawing to a close, the clock is ticking on his final move.
When Theo Nott, his best mate, uncovers one of Hermione’s darkest kinks, Draco is determined to become her dream wizard and finally end his suffering. Except—what’s he to do when her deepest desire turns out to involve playing the musical triangle?
Simple, of course. He’ll become a master trianglist or die trying.Or: the one where Draco clangs the shit out of a triangle in the world’s strangest mating dance.