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    “We’d have to explain our deaths to approximately half the hockey world.”

    Ilya nodded as if this were a minor logistical detail. “We could fake them. Hiking accident. Avalanche. Very tragic. Very final.”

    Shane looked at him with something between horror and reluctant admiration. “You’ve actually thought about this.”

    “I’m thinking about it right now. The idea is developing in real time.”

    “How exactly do two internationally famous hockey players, whose faces are on billboards and video games and the side of cereal boxes, fake their own deaths without anyone noticing?”

    “We could disappear while hiking.”

    “In Monaco?”

    Ilya paused. Considered the geography. “No. Monaco is terrible for disappearing. Too many yachts. Not enough wilderness.”

     

    Or when Hollanov honeymoon turned into a heist.

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