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The Betting Pool: Who Is Secretary Mydei’s True Love?

Summary:

Piso: they must be freaking out over the new post in the mydeifans forum. let me send.

Augustus: There’s a forum for Secretary Kremnos?

Livia: of course there is silly!!

Piso: duh. get it together rookie. and you call yourself a fan

Augustus: I’m sorry 💔

mydei is famous for being the bombshell secretary of elysiae tech’s genius CEO khaslana, the university rival-turned-friend of A-list actor phainon, and sponsor of leading agricultural researcher neikos.

he’s also known to have great chemistry with all three. which begs the question everyone is dying to know: who is mydeimos kremnos really dating?

or: it’s mydei’s world and we’re all just living in it!

[phaidei week 2026 day 3 & 4: modern AU | phailings/poly]

Notes:

this was written with prompts day 3 & 4: modern au | phailings/poly in mind! this is my first outsider pov and i hope i did justice!

this is also my first time doing a coded fic so i hope it turned out alright 🥹😓

this is my last fic for phaidei week 2026!! i actually had more drafts but still ik my limits haha!

pls enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Welcome to the Mydeiverse

Summary:

Rookie Augustus gets introduced to the wonders of the Mydeiverse

Notes:

praying that everything works as intended!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Team D(ead Men Walking)

Today, 8:30 AM

Supervisor Asa
We have a new member.
Everyone say hi to Augustus.
Livia
hi augustus!
welcome to the team!!!!
Piso
welcome augustus…
to hell 😈😈
Supervisor Asa
I said to greet the kid.
Not scare him off.
Augustus
Hello seniors! I’m very honored to be part of this team!! :D
Piso
oh dont be. see our chat name? the mini boss is super Professional yet she didn’t even bother to change it
this is your first clue to run away
Livia
shut it, piso!
😡😡😡
don’t listen to him augustus. he’s always like this, but he never means harm
Augustus
It’s okay, Senior Livia.
And Supervisor Asa already told me about our heavier workload. I don’t mind working hard!
Livia
aww
💖💖💖 u’re so cute!
Piso
ah youth
those were fighting words rookie. dont say i didnt warn you
Supervisor Asa
It’s true that we’re more overworked compared to the other teams, but it pays off.
Team D works close with CEO Khaslana and that means there are plenty of benefits.
Piso
yeah like seeing secretary kremnos every day 🤤
Livia
🤤🤤
rookie if u see people giving us the stink eye it’s nothing personal. they’re just jealous because we get to work with secretary kremnos.
Augustus
Um
Who is Secretary Kremnos?
Piso
Mydeimos mentioned!! Mr. Kremnos isn’t just a secretary. He’s a phenomenon. He’s a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, and life powder a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the titans themselves. Loving Mydeimos isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle, a reason to live. Every day I wake up and think of this man. There isn't one day where this man isn't on my mind. Mydeimos is what fuels my day.
Livia
LMAO not the copypasta!! 😭😭
but basically yeah!! what he said! he’s the big boss’s secretary. u’ll get it when you see him trust!
Supervisor Asa
Alright that’s enough. We have a meeting with Secretary Kremnos in a few minutes.
All of you better be on your best behavior.
Livia
yes maam!
yay!! mydei time!!
Piso
ugh, sir khaslana is super lucky. it should’ve been meeeee
Augustus
…
I am so confused.

Today, 11:45 AM

Augustus
HOLY SHIT
Livia
LOLOLOL
you got a smile rookie!! u’re so lucky boohoo i’m so jealous!
Augustus
I wish I had a picture. I’d frame it in my room.
Supervisor Asa
And so the ice has thawed.
Welcome to Team D, Augustus.
Piso
LMFAO another one got reeled in
welcome to the mydeimos club kid.
Augustus
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️




Team D(one With Everything)

Yesterday, 10:24 PM

Augustus
Seniors, I finished cleaning up the typos.
Livia
nice!! thank you rookie 💖
Piso
finally time to go on the grind
Supervisor Asa
Go to sleep Piso.
Piso
but my primos 💔

Today, 11:12 PM

Augustus
I just passed by the break room and everyone seemed to be freaking out.
Did something happen?
Livia
ooh maybe we have a super important guest or smthn
Supervisor Asa
I didn’t receive a memo from the higher-ups.
But just in case, prepare yourselves team
Piso
LOL nothing like that
they must be freaking out over the new post in the mydeifans forum
lemme send
wait
Augustus
There’s a forum for Secretary Kremnos?
Livia
of course there is silly!!
Piso
duh. get it together rookie
and you call yourself a fan
Augustus
I’m sorry 💔
Piso
read it and weep




Mydeifans > Flirting > Sir Khaslana

Sir Khaslana is Flirting Again

OP: ilymydei | Start Date: Month of Gate 20XX

Tags: mydeimos, khaslana, tomfoolery

ilymydei
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Posts: 25

wtf i walked past sir khaslana’s office earlier and i saw him wrap his arms around sir kremnos’s waist and he didnt?? push him off??? what does this mean!! sir khaslana was all up in his face too and he wasn’t even mad 😭

Posted: Month of Evernight 20XX

mrskremnos
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Joined: Month of Weaving 20XX
Posts: 33

ilymydei wrote:

wtf i walked past sir khaslana’s office earlier and i saw him wrap his arms around sir kremnos’s waist and he didnt?? push him off??? what does this mean!! sir khaslana was all up in his face too and he wasn’t even mad 😭

better get your eyes checked op because there is NO WAY this happened. sir kremnos is very particular with boundaries, so he’d never allow this to happen and would report sir khaslana to HR immediately… unless you’re one of #them 🫩

Posted: Month of Evernight 20XX

ilymydei
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Posts: 25

mrskremnos wrote:

better get your eyes checked op because there is NO WAY this happened. sir kremnos is very particular with boundaries, so he’d never allow this to happen and would report sir khaslana to HR immediately… unless you’re one of #them 🫩

ofc im no khasdei shipper are you crazy? if i was why would i post it here instead of the khasdei sub-subforum?? let’s use our brains a bit.

Posted: Month of Evernight 20XX

mydeisdog
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ilymydei wrote:

wtf i walked past sir khaslana’s office earlier and i saw him wrap his arms around sir kremnos’s waist and he didnt?? push him off??? what does this mean!! sir khaslana was all up in his face too and he wasn’t even mad 😭

agree with @mrskremnos that you need to get your eyes checked but also you’re no mrs kremnos 😭 we all know mydei IS the wife. phainon’s specifically. #phaidei4ever

Posted: Month of Evernight

mydeisboss
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mydeisdog wrote:

agree with @mrskremnos that you need to get your eyes checked but also you’re no mrs kremnos 😭 we all know mydei IS the wife. phainon’s specifically. #phaidei4ever

give it up, brother. we all know it’s you. and stop with your petty jealousy. it’s unsightly.

Posted: Month of Evernight 20XX

MydeiNo1 (Mod)
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Posts: 965

@mydeisdog sir phainon, this forum is exclusive to employees within the company. as you are not an employee, i will have to ban you. please do not attempt to make another account and respect our space.

@mydeisboss same goes for you sir khaslana. respectfully, you are our boss, not a fellow employee. i will have to ban you too. again.

also please move the ship war to the who’s-the-best-mydei-ship sub-subforum if you wish to continue your conversation. further replies will be deleted.

Posted:Month of Evernight 20XX

mydeisboss
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MydeiNo1 (Mod) wrote:

@mydeisdog sir phainon, this forum is exclusive to employees within the company. as you are not an employee, i will have to ban you. please do not attempt to make another account and respect our space.

@mydeisboss same goes for you sir khaslana. respectfully, you are our boss, not a fellow employee. i will have to ban you too. again.

also please move the ship war to the who’s-the-best-mydei-ship sub-subforum if you wish to continue your conversation. further replies will be deleted.

how about i fire you so we both don’t get to be in the forum.

Posted: Month of Evernight 20XX




Team D(one With Everything)

Today, 12:14 PM

Augustus
Hello?????
Sir Khaslana is Phainon Kephale’s older brother? As in Phainon, the youngest actors to win an Oscar and join the A-list celebrities?
The protagonist of Demigods of Amphoreus?
Piso
LOL looks like someone’s a fan
yeah the very same. he’s somewhat of a menace tho. especially when it comes to secretary kremnos
he and boss fight over him all the time
Augustus
Is that so? But he looks so calm and charming in interviews…
Also why is there a ship wars sub-subforum?
Is that even allowed? Legal? It’s just that we’re talking about real people here.
Livia
oh u naive little thing…
they say never meet ur heroes! 💔
Supervisor Asa
You don’t have to worry about the shipping.
Considering that sub-subforum was made by Sir Khaslana before he was caught and got kicked out.
Sir Phainon is also a frequent visitor and likes to instigate by posting photos of him and Sexretary Kremnos taken by paparazzi.
Livia
the typo 😭😭😭
Supervisor Asa
Don’t start Livia.
Augustus
Oh I see…
Piso
LMFAO
what mini boss isn’t telling you is that she’s the vice president of the khasdei club
Augustus
?!
Livia
u dont have to be scared augustus
if you ask me, the yumes are scarier
theyre like… fighting everyone and each other. phainon yumes and mydei yumes especially have it out for each other.
Piso
yea
personally im betting on phaidei
theyre the same age plus they were rivals back in university too
rivals to lovers >>>>
Augustus
Wow…
Livia
i like neikosdei the best! 💖
theyre really cute together, and neikos is such a gentle giant! he treats sir mydei like a princess! as he should!!!!!
Supervisor Asa
Sir Khaslana spoils Secretary Kremnos a lot too, though.
The moment Sir Kremnos looks at something, Sir Khaslana is already jumping to buy it
Piso
that isnt anything special
sir phainon does that too since he’s rich plus mr mydei actually finds his dramatic antics endearing
why else would he be such an enabler?
Livia
u’re all naive!!!
dont u guys know that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach? neikos is the only one mydei permits to help him in the kitchen!!
therefore he’s in the lead!!! 😋
Augustus
Uh who is Neikos?
Supervisor Asa
Neikos Kephale. The middle of the Kephale brothers.
He’s not as famous as his brothers, but his influence is just as vast. He’s one of the pioneers in Agricultural Science. He won plenty of awards.
Piso
hes also something of a recluse
unlike his brothers he hates the spotlight
Livia
let me show you an article of neikosdei’s latest known interaction!




Furbobo News

Neikos and Mydeimos Spotted On A Date at Dolos’ Famous Strawberry Fields

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By Nihilux
Chief Journalist

Month of Balance—Neikos Kephale, genius agriculture scientist and recluse is spotted outside his research lab together with his older CEO brother’s secretary: Mydeimos Kremnos.


The two of them seemed dressed up for a sweet date as they made their way to Dolos’ Strawberry Fields, famously known as a popular date spot for couples of all ages!


Mydeimos is seen linking his arm with Neikos as they strolled down the fields. Multiple witness had seen them chatting idly as they picked out the freshest strawberries, and at one point, Mydeimos is seen giggling as Neikos hand-fed him a strawberry.


Twitter user @neikosdeiiis managed to photograph the moment, posting the pictures on their account. Neikosdei truthers are seen celebrating, spamming the hashtag #NeikosdeiReal all over various social media.


Though there is some dissent from Khasdei and Phaidei truthers, who claimed that the pictures were either photoshopped or fed into AU, turning what could be a completely innocent moment into something ‘dirty’.


Does this mean that Neikos has completely captured the well sought-after heart of Mydeimos? Stay tuned for more updates!




Team D(on’t F*ck With Us)

Yesterday, 6:47 PM

Augustus
It was a very informative article, Senior Livia.
Livia
isn’t it ☺️😍
now which brother are you rooting for?
Augustus
I haven’t decided yet
I never knew that the Mydeiverse was so interesting
Livia
it’s truly deep and terrifying…
Supervisor Asa
Why are you two texting when you’re sitting next to each other?
Go home already.

Today, 9:06 AM

Augustus
Seniors, did you all see Sir Phainon’s tweet?
What is he doing? 😭
Secretary Kremnos was flabbergasted
Livia
LMAOAOAOAO 😭
Piso
YES YES
the rookie is now fully invested
its time to add you to the Group Chat
Supervisor Asa
Oh dear.
Augustus
??????




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Shippy Gamblers United

Piso added You to the group

Piso
welcome… rookie
wanna bet?

Notes:

augustus falls deeper into the rabbit hole… someone save him…

elysiae tech peeps: look at our boss dawg he’s just as pathetic as us 😭😭

augustus: this mydeiverse thing is scaring me… but idc all hail mydeimos 🤩

phainon: i’m about to crash out….

more hsr characters will appear soon!

Notes:

i have twt! come say hi if u wanna!! and if u came from twt, thanks for checking this out <3

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