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1. can't tell which one of you is supposed to be my mom, so i made a bet by scissor_city_101

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), DCU  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Sep 2026

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Damian Wayne
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake
   • Barbara Gordon
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Fluff
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • 5+1 Things
   • Batfamily (DCU)
   • yes ALL the batkids get a mention (except duke i mightve forgotten about him)
   • Superman Played by David Corenswet
   • Batman Played by Robert Pattinson
   • Batman Played by Robert Pattinson and Superman Played By David Corenswet
   • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
   • Good Parent Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne Being a Little Shit
   • Clark Kent is a Little Shit
   • no beta we die like my sleep schedule
   • Wayne Manor (DCU)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Lex Luthor Being an Asshole
   • didn't want lex to get last tag privileges so here i am

   Summary

   what starts as an ordinary discussion among the Batkids™ during nightly patrol turns into a full-blown bet; and Clark and Bruce can't help but mess with them...

   or, 5 times Bruce and Clark think the other is the "mom" of the family, and 1 time they finally agree :)

   Series

   • Part 2 of SuperBat Week 2026

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