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Pink created the ✨️bravest rescuers mum's ever known✨️ groupchat
Pink added Red, Chloe, Max, Luis, Hazel, Robbie, Felix, Squeaky, Squirmy
Pink: Hi everyone, now that we're back at school I thought it could be nice to have a groupchat!
Red: What for? We hang out all the time
Hazel: Seconded, it's bad enough seeing you every day
Chloe: Hey, don't be mean, that was a great idea Pink!
Luis: Yeah, to share news and stuff
Chloe: Or tips for revising & homework!
Felix: I'm going to do a Facilier family specialty... pulling the disappearing card
Felix has left the chat
Pink has added Felix
Felix: ... dude
Pink: I'm done letting you walk all over me, we're keeping this gc and that's it!
Hazel: The pink chihuaha finally barks, damn
Max: Sure you're not a VK?
Hazel: You're welcome for the advice btw
Squirmy: The title is so confusing tho
Squeaky: Yeah, does it mean Bridget's our mom now?
Felix: I mean she's mother but Idk abt mom
Hazel: It's offensive to those of us without moms
Red: Weirdly that's about half the group
Squirmy: Where did all the moms go
Robbie: Hey how about Wonderfriends for the name?
Luis: Or the Wonders
Hazel: R we superheroes now? No, it needs to be cooler
Hazel has changed the name of the groupchat to 🪝 Captain Hook & her crew 🪝
Luis: No way 🚫
Luis has changed the name of the groupchat to 💪The Amazing Madrigal & Co. 😉
Robbie: Luis Ily man but you lost that fight to Hazel, take the L
Private messages: Robbie & Felix
Felix: You love him huh
Robbie: ... less than I love you? He's my bsf but you're my bf, what's the problem?
Felix: AHA
Felix: You said Ily first
Robbie: fuck
Robbie: You know what idc
Robbie: I love you Felix
Felix: uhh yeah same
Robbie: u flustered hehe
Felix: Let's just go bk to the gc
Groupchat: You can't be Charming without a Heart
Max has changed the name of the groupchat to Tea is better than coffee
Luis: No, we need coffee to live
Luis: There's a kid in my town who literally never goes anywhere without his coffee mug
Luis: I think he may have a problem actually
Squeaky: I think I wanna live in ur town
Pink has changed the name of the groupchat to Why did I even bother?😔😮💨😑
Hazel: Awww guys we managed to crush her spirit!
Squirmy: YAYY
Max: Yay.
Red: YAY
Chloe: Really Red?
Red: ... not cool ppl, leave my sister alone
Chloe: Better
Hazel: Major top energy
Pink: Thx Chloe, the only real sister I have
Felix: OUCH
Hazel: Didn't think she had it in her
Luis: Hey who wants to go run with me?
Robbie: Sorry man, I'm hanging out w Felix
Luis: No pb bro
Chloe: Red and I are coming
Red: No we're not, only 'I' is coming cause Red's definitely not
Private messages: Red & Chloe
Chloe: Come on!
Red: no
Chloe: You're leaving me w ur ex?
Red: yes
Chloe: you're coming
Red: fine. Just for you princess
Groupchat: Why did I even bother?😔😮💨😑
Red: I'll go
Hazel: Folded faster than Flash's sheets
Felix: girl grow a spine
Luis: Cool! See u there!
Private messages: Max and Hazel
Hazel: Max
Hazel: Max
Hazel: Your tea sucks
Max: WHAT
Hazel: Hi
Max: It is the finest quality I could buy
Max: Do not disrespect it ever again
Hazel: whatever
Hazel: Why didn't u go on the run w Luis?
Max: I was busy studying
Hazel: Max. Get a grip and talk to him.
Max: Says you
Max: You prefer making jokes abt Red and Chloe than shooting your shot with Charming
Hazel: Do as I say not as I do
Hazel: Whatever it's going to be your heart broken
Max: And yours
Max has renamed the private chat Heartbroken Losers
Hazel: Nice
Hazel: See you in the psychiatric hospital
Max: See you in maths
Groupchat: Why did I even bother?😔😮💨😑
Pink: Hey guys, who's up for a sleepover at my dorm tonight?
Squirmy: Hazel says we have to go to bed early on school nights
Squeaky: So, sure!
Hazel: ... you know this is the gc I'm part of, right?
Squirmy & Squeaky have gone offline
Pink: Guessing that's a no
Hazel: If you want to deal with the Smees on a school night, be my guest
Robbie: I think she's asking you to be her guest, actually ;)
Felix: No. Just no.
Red: We're coming
Max: I love that we all collectively know you mean you and Chloe, yet you refuse to admit you're attached at the hip
Luis: Haha. THAT WAS funny dude.
Private messages: Luis & Robbie
Luis: How was that?
Robbie: A disaster, why'd you randomly put on caps and dots?
Luis: I read smthing abt how caps make you more expressive, and dots mean you're serious, and I'm serious abt liking his joke so...
Robbie: Come to my dorm, I will explain things to you like you're a 5-year-old
Groupchat: Why did I even bother? 😔😮💨😑
Pink: Thx for coming last night guys, it was so fun!
Red: I think you meant 'tea' instead of fun
Hazel: Still can't believe Felix & Robbie are together
Pink: Ooh, what should we call 'em?
Hazel: Idiots in Love?
Max: Just idiots works
Felix: Hey! Don't insult my bf like that!
Max: What r u gonna do
Felix: Really? You want to go down this avenue with a guy whose magic tricks nearly killed you?
Robbie: wait what
Felix: It was an accident but this time IT WON'T BE
*at the end of the day, after class*
Squeaky: I suggest ArrowCards
Hazel: You arrived 3 days late, you don't know how to make choices
Red: Wait Hazel did u birth the Smees
Hazel: They're MagicBow
Hazel: and no
Chloe: I thought they were BraveThief?
Red: CAN WE PLS AGREE ON A SHIP NAME
Hazel: The Andromeda or the Pax? What ship?
Red: ... I keep forgetting u're a pirate
Red: Do u understand better if I say 'Arr arr arr arr, rr a ar arr'
Hazel: Thank you for saying 'You're the best and I'm just an idiot princess'
Red: Arr
Red: That was pirate for fuck you
Robbie: Why do I feel like this has spun out of control
Pink: lemme rename this
Pink has renamed the groupchat Self-Destruction in 3...
Pink has renamed the groupchat 2...
Pink has renamed the groupchat 1...
Pink has deleted the groupchat '1...'