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Eau Rogue Hall Official Chat
George Russell added 19 numbers
George
Hello residents! I am George Russel, your RA for Eau Rogue Resident Hall. I live in room D5. Please feel free to reach out to me for anything you may need.
Happy move-in day!
Alexander Albon
Hello! I’m Alex. I’m in room D6.
Isack Hadjar
Bonsoir!!! I am in room B3!
Kimi Antonelli
Hiiiiii I'm in room B3 too!!!!
Lando Norris
Hiiii
Im Lando
i am in rom b1
room
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George Russell
Should I just drop the room assignments in order to make this less chaotic?
Lando Norris
wow waay to tak away all tje fun
Oscar Piastri reacted [laughing emoji] to Lando Norris
Lando Norris
Hey Odcar thays not nice
Oscar Piastri
No I happen to think that it’s very kind. Also, I’m your roommate
Lando Norris
NO WAY! HI ROOMIE
Oscar Piastri
NO WAY! YOU SPELLED SOMETHING RIGHT!
Lando Norris
Ok now this is actully bullying
Oscar Piastri
Actually*
Lando Norris
u dipass
Charles Leclerc
Heheh dipass, I like that word
Max Verstappen
Charlie…
Charles Leclerc
Oh come on let me bully people for once
Max Verstappen
No.
George Russell
I agree with Max
Charles Leclerc
Shut the fuck up you posh dipass
Lando Norris
Hehe u used dipass
Charles Leclerc
All thanks to you Lando
Lando Norris
i wish we were in prson then ths would be funier
George Russell
Anyways. I’m just dropping room assignments because I don’t wanna read all that.
3rd Floor -
Lewis Hamilton (D1), Fernando Alonso (D2), Max Verstappen (D3), Nico Hulkenberg (D4), George Russell (D5), Alexander Albon (D6), Nico Rosberg (D7)
2nd Floor -
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri (C1), Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz Jr. (C2), Pierre Gasly and Yuki Tsunoda (C3), Esteban Ocon (C4)
Esteban, your roommate bailed, and there is no one to replace him. So you get a single with an extra bed.
1st Floor -
Oliver Bearman and Gabi Bortoleto (B1), Liam Lawson and Arvid Lindblad (B2), Isack Hadjar and Kimi Antonelli (B3)
All common areas and lounges are listed as A_. This includes the gym, laundromat, student lounges, etc.
Esteban Ocon
No way I’m so lucky
Charles Leclerc
Max how did one get a single?
No offense Carlos but I would so much rather a single than a double
Carlos Sainz Jr.
None taken
Max Verstappen
I paid far too much money. That’s how
Charles Leclerc
Of course you did
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george
George
George
George
George
George Russell
What Charles?
Charles Leclerc
You know how you love me so much since we’ve known each other for like five years
George Russell
Three years. And no.
Charles Leclerc
I lied I’m not even asking, I’m just doing.
Charles Leclerc changed Nico Hulkenberg to The Hulk
Charles Leclerc changed Lewis Hamilton to LH
Charles Leclerc changed Nico Rosberg to Britney
Charles Leclerc changed Fernando Alonso to Nando
Charles Leclerc changed George Russell to Posh British Boy
Charles Leclerc changed Alexander Albon to Albono
Charles Leclerc changed Max Verstappen to DU DU DU DU
Charles Leclerc changed Pierre Gasly to Faguette
Charles Leclerc changed Yuki Tsunoda to Tsunami
Charles Leclerc changed Esteban Ocon to Estie Bestie
Charles Leclerc changed Carlos Sainz Jr. to Carlito
Charles Leclerc changed Oscar Piastri to Pastry
Charles Leclerc changed Lando Norris to Landito
Charles Leclerc
Idk you first years
Yall gotta make each other’s names
2nd and 3rd years
Faguette
Charles.
Craig
Yeah
Faguette
Change my name in the group chat
Craig
Why?
Faguette
We dont know if the new first years are like
Idk
Homophobic or something
Albono
I doubt it
George has known Kimi previously
And our anniversary photos are both of our wallpapers
Faguette
Well yeah but within how long has George talked to Kimi
Also thats like absolute jack shit of info
Like if Kimi saw yall on George’s phone would he say
Omg youre gay i hate you
?
No.
He wouldn't
Landito
hearme out
ask
Pastry
No, Lando.
That’s not something you can just ask.
Landito
Say who
also can u come back
i ned meth help
Pastry
I’m sorry?
DU DU DU DU
Lando please go back and read that
Landito
why
Craig
I am dying
I am dead
Lando youre amazing
I love how unintentionally funny you are
Landito
y thank u charles
METH?!
MATH
MATH
MATH
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but still
i need help
Pastry
Lan, I’ll be back in like 20 minutes. I’m getting food rn
Landito
sigh
ok
Albono
Anyways, back to the original point
How do we figure out if they are or are not homophobic
Carlito
Idfk
Faguette
Thank you Alex
Landito
alex mak ur dosn bad of a bf do smth
Albono
Down bad?
He aint that down bad
Craig
Oh hes that down bad
That man is head over heels for you dude
Lando and Oscar
Lan
Osc
Osc
Yeah Lan?
Lan
i lied
i dont hav math
i jus wanna see u
Osc
I know Lan
But did you think the math thing would work?
I mean term has not started yet
Im sure Charles picked up on it
Lan
yea prob
Osc
What was the actual reason though
I know you probably do wanna see me, but what do you wanna talk about
Otherwise you wouldn’t have said you needed help with math
Lan
how r we gon do this
Osc
wdym
Lan
Osc we hooked up so mch
Liek
A lot
Read 5:02
Oscar and Charles
Pastry Piastri
Charles I fucked up
Craig
What did you do Oscar
Pastry Piastri
I am back in contact with Lily
And we’ve talked about rekindling our relationship
And I am just using her
And I know that that is bad, and I should not be doing it
But fuck man
I love Lando
Like, I would never say something like that because I honestly find it hard to think you love someone when you have never even dated them
But man, I think I love him
He is so funny and so perfect, and he is so specifically Lando
And I don't like that I like him
He's a man, and I know that that is okay, and I feel okay with the fact that I am gay, but not when it comes to Lando, and I don't know why
He is perfect
Craig
My god Oscar
First off, I think that you’re not actually okay with the fact that you’re gay.
And I know that sounds harsh and I am sorry for it
But what serious relationship have you ever had
Logan?
You guys were an experiment to each other
Not really much else
You don’t dislike that you love Lando
You dislike that you feel such strong attraction towards a man
And that you want it to be serious
Pastry Piastri
Are you busy right now?
Can I call you?
Craig
I am with Max. I’ll kick him out
Where are you?
Pastry Piastri
No
It’s okay
You don’t have to
I’m in the student lounge no one is here
Craig
Non
He’s gone
Call started 5:21
Call ended 6:04