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1. Did You Eat Your Best Friend? by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Kevin Avery & Paige Avery (Coyote vs. Acme) & Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Paige Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Kevin Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Rated Explicit Because of the Series
   • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
   • Selectively Mute Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote Can Talk (Looney Tunes)
   • Road Runner is a Little Shit (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote is a Little Shit (Looney Tunes)
   • Cartoon Physics
   • cartoon violence
   • Kevin's Car Gets Totaled
   • Kevin Avery is Tired of This Shit (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Past Child Abuse
   • Cage E. Coyote's A+ Parenting
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • No beta we die like ACME
   • Orange
   • Attempt at Humor
   • established Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner
   • Post-Canon

   Summary

   Kevin, Paige, and Wile E. go on their weekly hangout. The humans realized that Wile E. could speak this whole time, and the implications horrify them.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Anonymous Cannibalistic RoadRage Fics

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