Anonymous Cannibalistic RoadRage Fics

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• To Eat a Bird by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • forced autocannibalism
  • Porn with Plot
  • Blood and Gore
  • primal play
  • Inappropriate Use of Cartoon Physics
  • Dom/sub
  • Cannibalism
  • Blow Jobs
  • First Time
  • Unsafe Sex
  • non-negotiated BDSM
  • Wile E. Coyote Can Talk (Looney Tunes)
  • Oblivious Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Road Runner Thinks They've been Courting for Years (They Have)
  • Wile E. Coyote Catches Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Dom Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Bratty Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • No beta we die like ACME
  • Cage E. Coyote's A+ Parenting
  • Past Child Abuse
  • Bondage
  • Knotting
  • Biting
  • Smut
  • Selectively Mute Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Road Runner Speaks Morse Code (Looney Tunes)
  • Death Threats
  • As a sexual thing
  • Coyote vs. Acme Spoilers
  • Post-Canon
  • Cartoon Physics
  • Sub Road Runner (Looney Toons)
  • Road Runner is Exactly Where he Wants to be (Looney Toons)
  • Road Runner is a Little Shit (Looney Toons)
  • Flustered Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • How are so many of these not tags yet
  • Erotic cannibalism
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Morse Code
  • Grapefruit
  • Dry Humping
  • Cloaca
  • Dismemberment
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Gay Sex
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • extreme sadomasochism
  • BDSM
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Explicit Consent
  • Mentioned Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
  • Mentioned Kevin Avery (Coyote vs Acme)
  • Mentioned Cage E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Mentioned Paige Avery (Coyote vs Acme

  Summary

  Wile E. Coyote (Eatius birdius) Finally manages to catch The Road Runner (Super-sonicus-tastius) and brings him back to the cave to cook into a stew. There's just one small problem. Wile E doesn't want The Chase to end.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Anonymous Cannibalistic RoadRage Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,639

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  614

  Bookmarks:

  57

  Hits:

  6,214

• Did You Eat Your Best Friend? by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Kevin Avery & Paige Avery (Coyote vs. Acme) & Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Paige Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
  • Kevin Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
  • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Rated Explicit Because of the Series
  • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
  • Selectively Mute Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Wile E. Coyote Can Talk (Looney Tunes)
  • Road Runner is a Little Shit (Looney Tunes)
  • Wile E. Coyote is a Little Shit (Looney Tunes)
  • Cartoon Physics
  • cartoon violence
  • Kevin's Car Gets Totaled
  • Kevin Avery is Tired of This Shit (Coyote vs. Acme)
  • Past Child Abuse
  • Cage E. Coyote's A+ Parenting
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • No beta we die like ACME
  • Orange
  • Attempt at Humor
  • established Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner
  • Post-Canon

  Summary

  Kevin, Paige, and Wile E. go on their weekly hangout. The humans realized that Wile E. could speak this whole time, and the implications horrify them.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Anonymous Cannibalistic RoadRage Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,712

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  492

  Bookmarks:

  37

  Hits:

  3,168

• Inverting the Game by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Cage E. Coyote & Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Cage E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Porky Pig (Looney Tunes)
  • mentioned - Character
  • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
  • Cannibalism
  • Murder
  • Blood and Gore
  • BAMF Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Protective Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
  • Cage E. Coyote's A+ Parenting
  • Child Neglect
  • Child Abuse
  • Road Runner Speaks Morse Code (Looney Tunes)
  • Cage E. Coyote is an Asshole
  • Orange
  • Character Death
  • established Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner
  • No beta we die like ACME
  • Post-Canon

  Summary

  Road Runner murders Cage E. Coyote for abusing his man. That's it, that's the fic. This is very self indulgent.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Anonymous Cannibalistic RoadRage Fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,100

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  426

  Bookmarks:

  40

  Hits:

  3,093