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#general:
Ralsei 13:38
Hello, everyone!
Ralsei 13:38
Welcome to the Castle Town discord server! I spent quite a while setting everything up, so please make sure you read the rules before chatting.
Ralsei 13:38
I hope you all like it!
lanceriscool123 13:39
woooo i can change my nickname to whatever i want???
Ralsei 13:39
Yes! As long as your nickname follows the server rules.
lancerisfuckingcool 13:40
hahahahAHAHAH
Ralsei 13:40
Lancer! Rule 5 specifically states that you aren't allowed to swear in this server! This also violates Rule 13 because you are deliberately trying to find a loophole!
Lancer 13:41
bleh bleh who cares
Lancer 13:41
DID YOU JUST CHANGE MY NAME
Lancer 13:41
GIVE IT BACK
Ralsei 13:41
No.
Lancer 13:41
ur evil
Ralsei 13:42
I am not evil.
Lancer 13:42
then change it back
Ralsei 13:42
No.
Lancer 13:42
pretty please
Ralsei 13:42
No.
Lancer 13:42
with a cherry on top
Ralsei 13:42
No.
Lancer 13:43
what if i promise not to swear
Ralsei 13:43
You already promised that when you joined.
Lancer 13:43
shit
Ralsei 13:43
Lancer!
Lancer 13:43
FUCK
Ralsei 13:43
LANCER!
Lancer 13:43
I PANICKED
Ralsei 13:44
You are being muted for five minutes.
Lancer 13:44
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Ralsei 13:44
I really didn't want to have to do that.
Seam 13:45
Peace at last.
Ralsei 13:45
Seam!
Ralsei 13:48
Seam?
Jevil 13:49
sent a GIF of a clown being launched out of a cannon
Jevil left the server.
Ralsei 13:49
...
Seam 13:49
Five minutes suddenly feels very long.
#suggestions:
Rouxls Kaard 15:12
Prince Ralsei.
Ralsei 15:12
Yes?
Rouxls Kaard 15:12
I hath reviewed thy regulations.
Ralsei 15:12
Thank you for reading them!
Rouxls Kaard 15:13
They are dreadful.
Ralsei 15:13
Oh.
Rouxls Kaard 15:13
Fortunately, thou art speaking to an EXPERT in RULES.
Ralsei 15:13
I appreciate the offer, but I think the rules are fine.
Rouxls Kaard 15:14
Rule One shouldst be renamed "THOU SHALT CONDUCT THYSELF WITH PROPER DECORUM."
Ralsei 15:14
Uhm, I think rule one is as good as it is.
Rouxls Kaard 15:15
Rule Three's punishment shouldst be DEATH.
Ralsei 15:15
Maybe that's a bit too much.
Rouxls Kaard 15:15
A temporary ban?
Ralsei 15:15
No, thank you.
Ralsei 15:17
There already are punishments! Things like warnings or a temporary mute.
Rouxls Kaard 15:17
Thou art wasting the entire CONCEPT of punishment.
Rouxls Kaard 15:17
However, if thou art to make me moderator, I shalt fixeth everything.
Ralsei 15:22
No.
Rouxls Kaard 15:22
THIS SERVER IS A MOCKERY OF LAW.
#gaming:
Lancer 16:22
FORTNITE
Lancer 16:22
NOW
Ralsei 16:23
I'm working on my house right now.
Lancer 16:23
you have been working on that house FOREVER
Ralsei 16:23
I added a kitchen!
Lancer 16:23
its minecraft whta do you need a kitchen for
Ralsei 16:24
Then where am I supposed to cook?
Lancer 16:24
THE CRAFTING TABLE??? OR THE FURNACE??
Ralsei 16:24
That's not a kitchen.
Lancer 16:24
it literally makes food
Ralsei 16:25
Well you wouldn't put those in your bedroom.
Lancer 16:25
why not
Ralsei 16:25
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#general:
Lancer 17:06
@Seam
Lancer 17:06
seam
Lancer 17:06
seam
Lancer 17:07
seam are you alive
Seam 17:09
Not for lack of trying.
Lancer 17:09
what does that mean
Seam 17:09
I'll tell you when you're older.
Lancer 17:09
im never getting old
Seam 17:10
That's what I said.
Lancer 17:10
damn
Ralsei 17:10
Lancer. Rule 5.
Lancer 17:10
SORRY
Seam 17:11
You know, when I was young, a "server" was someone who brought food to your table.
Lancer 17:11
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Ralsei 17:11
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Rouxls Kaard 17:11
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#gaming:
Lancer 17:41
dad
Lancer 17:41
dad
Lancer 17:41
@King
King 17:43
What.
Lancer 17:43
plsdownload fortnite
King 17:43
No.
Lancer 17:43
pls
King 17:44
No.
Lancer 17:44
we can kill people together
King 17:44
Send me the link.
Lancer 18:17
dAD HOW ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME
King 18:18
I pressed the buttons in the order they taught me.
Lancer 18:18
YOU HAVE 18 KILLS
King 18:18
Is that good?
Lancer 18:18
YES???
King 18:19
I see.
King 18:19
Now, where is the king?
Lancer 18:19
wwhat king
King 18:19
The one we are fighting.
Lancer 18:19
theres no king
King 18:19
Then what is the objective?
Lancer 18:20
to be hte last one standing
King 18:20
Finally, a game with sensible rules.
#gaming:
Rouxls Kaard 20:06
I hath discovered a game perfectly suited to mine talents.
Rouxls Kaard 20:07
SLAY THE SPIRE.
Lancer 20:07
isnt it a roguelike card game or somthing
Rouxls Kaard 20:07
Precisely.
Rouxls Kaard 20:07
A game of CARDS, STRATEGY, and RULES.
Rouxls Kaard 20:08
It may as well have been CREATED for me.
Lancer 20:08
how far are you in
Rouxls Kaard 20:08
I hath only just begun.
Lancer 20:08
ok hten tell me when you die
Rouxls Kaard 20:08
I shalt do no such thing.
Rouxls Kaard 20:17
This game is poorly designed.
Lancer 20:17
hAHAHAHAHA
Ralsei 20:18
What happened?
Rouxls Kaard 20:18
I encountered a creature known as the "Gremlin Nob."
Lancer 20:18
YOU DIED TO NOB???
Rouxls Kaard 20:19
THE CREATURE BECOMETH STRONGER WHEN I PLAY SKILLS.
Rouxls Kaard 20:19
Why wouldst the game PUNISH ME for employing STRATEGY?!
Lancer 20:19
thats the rule
Rouxls Kaard 20:20
'TIS A TERRIBLE RULE.
Lancer 20:20
rules card lost to a rule
Rouxls Kaard 20:21
SHUT UP.
#gaming:
Ralsei 22:13
Seam, do you want to play something with us?
Seam 22:16
No.
Ralsei 22:16
You might enjoy something relaxing.
Seam 22:17
I already have a relaxing game.
Lancer 22:17
WAIT YOU PLAY GAMES???
Ralsei 22:17
What is it?
Seam 22:18
Solitaire.
Lancer 22:18
…
Ralsei 22:18
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#general:
Ralsei was playing Wordle
6/6
Lancer was playing Wordle
X/6
Rouxls Kaard was playing Wordle
X/6
Seam was playing Wordle
3/6
King was playing Wordle
3/6
Wordle 09:14
Your group is on a 2 day streak! Here are today's results: 👑 3/6: @King, @Seam
Lancer 09:14
WHAT THE FUCK IS PSHAW
Ralsei 09:14
Lancer! Rule 5.
Lancer 09:14
NO THIS ONE DOESNT COUNT
Lancer 09:14
WHAT IS A PSHAW
Rouxls Kaard 09:15
For once, Young Master speaketh sense.
Rouxls Kaard 09:15
I refuse to acknowledge "PSHAW" as legitimate vocabulary.
Ralsei 09:15
It is a real word.
Lancer 09:15
YOU DIDNT KNOW IT EITHER YOU GOT 6/6
Ralsei 09:16
I figured it out eventually!
Lancer 09:16
yaeh by throwing letters at it
Ralsei 09:16
That is part of Wordle.
Seam 09:17
Pshaw.
Lancer 09:17
fuck you
Ralsei 09:17
Lancer!
Rouxls Kaard 09:18
Thou actually USEST this word?
Seam 09:18
Sometimes.
Seam 09:19
Usually when something is beneath contempt.
Lancer 09:19
so like what
Seam 09:19
This conversation.
King 09:20
Pshaw.
Lancer 09:20
DAD NOT YOU TOO
#general:
Jevil has joined the server.
Jevil 19:31
SEAM!
Jevil 19:32
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Jevil 19:35
A GAME!
Jevil 19:35
A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL GAME!
Jevil 19:35
"DELTARUNE"
Jevil 19:36
IT HAS CARDS!
Jevil 19:36
IT HAS YOU!
Jevil 19:38
IT HAS ME!
Jevil 19:39
UEE HEE HEE!
Seam 19:41
That sounds about right.
Seam 19:41
Also, didn’t the lightners take you away?
Jevil 19:47
I FOUGHT THREE LIGHTNERS!
Jevil 19:47
AND I WON!
Seam 19:49
Did you?
Jevil 19:49
NO!
Jevil 19:49
BUT I COULD HAVE!
Jevil 19:51
THEN THEY PUT ME IN THEIR POCKET!
Jevil 19:53
AND NOW I AM PLAYING THE GAME FROM INSIDE THE GAME!
Jevil 19:56
IT'S VERY FUN!
Jevil 19:56
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS?!
Seam 19:59
No.
Jevil 19:59
GOOD! I'LL TELL YOU!
Ralsei 20:00
Please don't.
Jevil 20:00
RALSEI!
Jevil 20:00
YOU'RE IN IT TOO!
Ralsei 20:00
Jevil, please do not spoil the game for everyone.
Jevil 20:01
BUT THEY'RE ALL IN THE GAME!
Jevil 20:01
THE-
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Seam 20:04
I already know what happens to me.
Jevil 20:04
UEE HEE HEE!
Jevil 20:04
NEXT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT CHAPTER THREE!
Jevil was banned by Ralsei.
Ralsei 20:05
I am deleting this entire conversation.