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  1. OPERATION: Honeytrap by

    Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies  

    04 Oct 2026

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    “Wiley, I think you might’ve gotten mixed up between a lawyer and a wedding officiator. I can’t do that stuff.”

    [I’M NOT SAYING YOU ACTUALLY MARRY US,]

    [I’M NOT STUPID.]

    “Pretend marriage?” Paige perked up, “You’re sure this won’t go wrong?”

    [IT IS FOOLPROOF.]

    “I think you might be a little oblivious to you and Roadie’s relationship…”

    Wile E. was no longer listening to them, because he was sewing his faux wedding dress. He was a genius, of course he had many talents!

     

    TLDR: Faking a marriage with your one-sided mate isn’t a recipe for success.

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