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  1. it's not gay if you're bad at it by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    06 Oct 2026

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    "We're stranded. In a closet. With nothing to do for the next six minutes. Please, Sasuke?" His voice dropped, taking on that pathetic tone that always, always got Sasuke to do things he regretted. "For me?"

    Holy shit. Uzumaki Naruto begging for a kiss from his was not on his bingo card for today. Or any day.

    "Fine."

    Naruto's eyes widened. "Really?"

    "Yes. Fine. Whatever. Do whatever you want."

    Zero spine, Sasuke thought with disgusted fascination. A twenty-year-old grown man reduced to absolute mush because a blond idiot suggested practice kissing in Inuzuka's closet.

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    or: two best friends play seven minutes in heaven and accidentally speedrun every college AU cliché.

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