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1. Cartman is a mythic bitch by xdexhhj

   Fandoms: South Park, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   13 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • others
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Goth Kids (South Park)
   • Herbert Garrison
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • Oblivious Stan Marsh
   • Oblivious Kyle Broflovski
   • Matchmaker Eric Cartman
   • Musicals
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Singer Stan Marsh
   • Explicit Language
   • no AI

   Summary

   "Thank you, Mr Garrison. My take on music production is: I'm going to make everyone gay."

   "Sold," Garrison said on Wendy's gasp.

   "But Mr Garrison!! I am literally gay, he isn't!"

   or

   South Park High gets a chance to do a greatest musical of all time(or at least that's how Mr Garrison wants to see that). Cartman sees opportunity to do things right and make his friends gay. Kyle and Stan have no idea. Senior year couldn't get any better.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,067

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   12

   Kudos:

   39

   Bookmarks:

   9

   Hits:

   359