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Summary:

He catches Ilya in the living room seemingly doing an interview online. Oh that's right, shane totally forgot this was an interview he'd had scheduled for a while to talk about his future at the Ottawa Centaurs.

As he's scooping the protein powder into the blender he hears Ilya say "I know the tradition of this franchise, and the , what do you say like the family history" shane absent mindly offers the word his boyfriend was probably blanking on as he usually does  "did you mean lineage baby?" And Ilya says "Ah yes lineage thank you солнышко, I know the tradition of this franchise, and the lineage I'm a part of now.."

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Shane and Ilya have a different coming out story lol im bad at summaries but its kinda funny

Notes:

to the three people that were waiting for this i hope it makes you smile, i mostly wrote this for myself and i had a lot of fun making it

it is very meme heavy i was just enjoying scrolling on twt and picking up memes i thought were funny, i by no means am funny so if you hated it plz dont tell me

this is not meant to be taken seriously so if you find yourself in a positon of genuine anger close your phone

all the likes and shares and rtwt numbers are the same because i didnt feel like editing them lots but ill probably come back and change them

this is a wip but theres barely any plot because im not planning for anyone to have too many issues with them proffesionally atleast. all that to say there isnt any major plotlines or cliffhangers other than the obvious

my n and t keys on my keyboard dont work too well so if you see a typo you can comment it please ☺️

i am not a writer and english is my third language so mostof what i know is from consuming media online

also if an image isnt showing up lmkk <33

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Ilya

Nervous one way to describe how Ilya felt after moving countries again , freaking the fuck out was another but he sure as shit wouldn't tell anybody about it.

He woke up bright and early for his interview with SportsNet carefully thinking about certain responses he would have to give regarding his "sudden" move to Ottawa. None of these fuckers knew how long he's been waiting for this and that secretly gave him a little bit of joy.

As he got ready, he couldn't help but look down at Shane and smile , his sweet Shane who was finally able to just rest. He hadn't seen Shane look this peaceful in a long while , maybe a handful of times since the beginning of whatever it is they were..love he thinks, but that's besides the point. He quickly kisses his boyfriend's forehead , a tiny little peck before he made his way downstairs and set up his laptop to take the call.

He sat in their living room and not in the office hoping this would be more like a 20 minute thing .He recieves the call and jumps into it energy high hoping he's masking the fatigue he's felt through this season. He thinks its going pretty well and while the interviewer was talking, something about rehabilitating the centaurs and his plan to establish them as a serious playoff contender(see ilya was definitely listening), he hears shane walking downstairs, and his eyes couldnt help but follow him down. He manages to pull himself together and slip back into interview mode, answering the questions with genuine honesty, though not without the occasional quip that earns a few muffled laughs from the crew behind the cameras.

 

Shane

The birds are chirping and the sun is shining in suburban Ottawa where Shane Hollander is attempting but giving up on continuing his sleep. As he gets up, he all but limps to the bathroom still feeling the soreness from yesterdays "activities". He glances down at his phone to see

Monday February 1st

10:00 AM

It was one of those rare days where Shane and Ilya's scheduled breaks overlapped and they had five , yes FIVE whole days together in nothing but domestic bliss. Shane wasn't stupid, he knew there was a world out there , outside of the bubble he'd created with his boyfriend but he was more than willing to pretend it was just the two of them for this week.

Which is why he was intrigued as he heard Ilya speaking to somebody, rather professionally might he add.Curious, and also because he was incapable of minding his own business, Shane eventually dragged himself out of bed and made his way downstairs. As he sauntered downstairs lazily, rubbing his eyes , stretching his body that was still groggy from his absolutely magnificent night of sleep after his boyfriend demolished him.

He catches Ilya in the living room seemingly doing an interview online. Oh that's right, shane totally forgot this was an interview he'd had scheduled for a while to talk about his future at the Ottawa Centaurs.Shane makes his way to the kitchen to make his daily morning smoothie (which isn't green gross sludge like Ilya just loves to say).

As he's scooping the protein powder into the blender he hears Ilya say "I know the tradition of this franchise, and the , what do you say like the family history" shane absent mindly offers the word his boyfriend was probably blanking on as he usually does  "did you mean lineage baby?" And Ilya says "Ah yes lineage thank you солнышко, I know the tradition of this franchise, and the lineage I'm a part of now.."

 

SportNet@Sportsnet

Check out our new interview with Ottawa Centaurs new captain, 2014 Stanley Cup winner Ilya Rozanov

https://youtu.be/cvIWFh6t4NQ?si=gZj1VFEq5bK99KEL

 Replying to SportNet@Sportsnet

sammynugz @hollaslayyyyyter

 

prestoliya @rozyswhore     

 a man's voice...calling ilya rozanov baby...#noticing

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Dreaaa @24sluvrr    

 Elephant in the room BEGGING to be addressed btw 🥹

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Petal ·༻𐫱༺· @aussieunder028  

  hi shane hollander!!!! shane hollander???????????????

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Lily 🌟@firelilyluca

guys do we think shane hollander has a favourite mug at their house

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Replying to @firelilyluca

becca4 @pinoforever girl the world is burning

Replying to @pinoforever

Lily 🌟@firelilyluca and he has a favourite mug. hope this helps

Replying to @firelilyluca

becca4@pinoforever i hope he breaks it

Replying to @pinoforever

Lily 🌟@firelilyluca you are a deeply troubled human

 

Miya #phancouver @cuntanov

why is hollanov lowk breaking containment this is a private household matter im calling the army

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niyakaylorkay @bbysnoopyilyaanyway

shoutout to sportsnet for broadcasting a normal interview with a normal professional athlete about a normal professional hockey team

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Replying to @bbysnoopyilya

ANTON @canbon67 nothing to see here

replying to @canbon67

niyakaylorkay @bbysnoopyilya nothing at all

Replying to @bbysnoopyilya

ANTON @canobon67  just a captain. discussing his legacy. with his very normal vocabulary .

replying to @canbon67

niyakaylorkay @bbysnoopyilya  i hope you get investigated

 

Bebe @lucaslefttoesportsnet

social media intern scheduling this clip for the official centaurs account with the caption “Captain Rozanov reflects on the importance of legacy ❤️”

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jack @jackhockey4life

maybe “baby” is just something people say yall dont have to make everything gay 🤢🤢

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replying to @jackhockey4life

mira @snoopynov i hope you get everything you deserve

replying to @snoopynov

Jack @jackyhockey4life thank you

replying to @jackhockey4life

Mira @snoopynov.....

 

sage IS seeing slayyter @puckmeharder81

all of hockey twt rn

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 Ollie8241 @pontoonexperience  

Okay but are they gonna address it tho @IlyaRozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @Mamdani

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L*na  @shaneegyrl24  

shane hollander and Ilya rozanov are gay married

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Bee @solarilya   

Waking up to hollanov confirmation

 

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BunchOfThingus @rpfluver8124

consuming ethical hollanov fanfiction because they probably up to ts in they living room rn

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willcoy is real @ozzerrozzer

what being on hockey twt feels like when you're lwk an enemies to lovers yaoi stan

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Anny 🦅@81sluvrr

hollanov is real.....but they have NO IDEA they're public rn

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deena @rpzyho3s

have we considered Ilya bodycount infinity rozanov settling down...... with a man.. okay bi king

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Rozanov #1 @lucasjacobmiddleton

I hope ilya rozanov finds his way back to god @ilyarozanov god will forgive your sins you must repent

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replying to@lucasjacobmiddleton

Isa @1unarshan3 where do you live? just curious…

 


Written by a human in Ellipsus.

Notes:

AH I WILL BE UPDATING IT WHENEVER INSPO STRIKES ME BUT #MYSHANE AND #MYILYA ARE GONNA BE PRETTY OOC SORRY SNEAK PEAK OF SHANE COMING OUT
shane hath come out
YES HE DID USE ILYAS HELP TO MAKE IT ( reference to amazingphils coming out video here)