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1. We Don't Have Forever - 9. Lap Dance by Flowers_n_Dragons

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Kinktober 2026
   • Kinktober
   • Lapdance
   • Makeup
   • Mild Smut
   • Porn With Some Plot
   • Angst and Feels
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Falling In Love
   • Friends with Benefits to Lovers
   • POV Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Idiots in Love
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Priest Kink
   • Priest!Jaskier

   Summary

   Father Jaskier has a past. This past includes makeup, lapdance, and short leather skirts. Geralt is very open to nostalgia.

   Or, the fourth fic from the Priest!Jaskier - seducer Geralt au. The feels be a-multiplying. Angst and sex and Britney Spears.

   Series

   • Part 9 of Hot Mess Kinktober
   • Part 4 of Holy Mess AU

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,065

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

   13

   Hits:

   108