Hot Mess Kinktober
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The Dark Things That Wait - 1. Religion by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Oct 2026
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Geralt meets and immediately sets his eye on the young priest of the local church. The feeling (of horny) is mutual, still, such a blasphemous affair needs proper plans and preparations. Much like certain body parts...
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the Father!Jaskier-seducer!Geralt modern au no one has asked for.
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He has been delighting in conquests with a touch of the taboo; twinks barely out of the closet, self-proclaimed heteroflexible men; the allegedly unattainable. He used to believe his kink was just about the challenge, about being the first to take them apart and put them back together, to ruin them for other partners with his prowess - or the very least to have mind-blowing orgasms. Turns out, his desire to corrupt has been an undercurrent all along. The purer the prospective partner the better. His insides screamed, smear them with sin, anoint them with spit. Peel off that paint of innocence, of civility, to the last chip. See into their raw, throbbing-red core that’s nothing but a once-unwanted animal…. Geralt set his mind on doing all that with Father Jaskier.
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- Part 1 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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2. Livestream (and other related activities) by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Oct 2026
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Jaskier has a gorgeous flat-mate he has been crushing on. So does Geralt.
One of them has an adult videostreaming platform. The other doesn't know.
Or, the modern flatmate au with camboy!Jaskier and lawyer/horsegirl!Geralt being idiots in love and lust.
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- Part 2 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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My Moon - 3.Body art by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 Oct 2026
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The poster in Geralt’s hand has a sun and a moon printed on it. It read: “Come witness the arts converging on stage - sounds, colours and movements! Presented by the brightest bards, Calloneta and Dandelion themselves!”
“We have hired a body painting artist from Toussaint! If you’d seen his designs, oh sweet Melitele. Exquisite. I shall not spoil the surprise for you, but Priscilla will be the Sun and me, the Moon. Wearing nothing but art as our costumes.
“Are you sure it’s the best idea? To perform naked? Did Priscilla agree to this?” [...]
“Are you jesting? It was her idea in the first place! She was the one who met Arnauld then introduced me short after. We watched a little dance performed with him as a costum designer, if you can call it one, in the traditional sense. The elegance! The expressivity! We were immediately inspired. Oh don’t worry, you won’t have to suffer seeing my privates, if that’s what worries you[.]"Or, Geralt does NOT suffer from seeing Dandelion perform in body paint, dancing on the stage of The Chameleon. Quite the opposite. How can an old friend dressed in nothing make you re-evaluate your relationship?!?! ... yeah Geralt is NOT gonna think about it.
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- Part 3 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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They'll See It's Gold - 4. Size Difference by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
04 Oct 2026
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Jaskier finds the temple of an old fertility demi-God. It goes as well as you'd think.
Shameless smut featuring a giant-sized Geralt with more than proportionate body parts. Oh yes he appears first as a statue with golden ornamentations. Some of them remain like that (hint, hint).
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- Part 4 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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5. Wet/Messy (and Tender?) by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
05 Oct 2026
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Humanx3-sized fertility demi-god Geralt and Jaskier fuck.
A continuation from the previous fic, They'll See It's Gold, but it can stand on its own (much like... You know). Seriously, this earned the "Hot Mess" badge through and through. There are fluids everywhere, and since Geralt's cock won't fit in Jaskier, his will fit into Geralt's. With the power of smut. There's some sort of comic undertone, which was unintended but I do not give a fuck, it stays like this.
To add insult to injury, they decided to be tender and soft and all that. I did not expect that. Whatever.
Proceed with caution, it's gonna get slippery.Series
- Part 5 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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6. Immobility - Bound in Purple by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Oct 2026
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Triss, Eskel and Lambert are playing consensual non-consent. She is kept in a tower room, immobilized, and the two of them have their way with her, denying or showering her in pleasure as they see fit. Eskel is first to have a go, and of course he uses his Signs. Inappropriate Use of Yrden should be an official tag, don't you agree?
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- Part 6 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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7. Forced Orgasm (in a confessional booth) by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2026
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Geralt and Father Jaskier have been having sex for a while now. Time for some risqué playtime!
A continuation of the au started in the first fic of the series.Series
- Part 7 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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8. Makeup by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Oct 2026
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Cool dad Geralt wears makeup because of a silly wager. Father Jaskier has... opinions about it.
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- Part 8 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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We Don't Have Forever - 9. Lap Dance by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Oct 2026
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Father Jaskier has a past. This past includes makeup, lapdance, and short leather skirts. Geralt is very open to nostalgia.
Or, the fourth fic from the Priest!Jaskier - seducer Geralt au. The feels be a-multiplying. Angst and sex and Britney Spears.
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- Part 9 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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We Climbed So High - 10. Biting/Scratches by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Oct 2026
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Priest! Jaskier and seducer Geralt have the afternoon and Geralt's bedroom all to themselves. They have feels about it and end up... Not fucking, but almost. A bit of kinky play that cuts deeper than nails. They are climbing oh so high...
Or, the fifth fic of the Holy Mess AU!
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- Part 10 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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11. Bladder Control (since you can't control your feelings) by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Oct 2026
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Priest Jaskier pays a visit to his lover, ready for fantastic sex without any pesky emotions. Just fucking. Unlike last time. Too bad he went too long without relieving himself. Geralt of course takes advantage.
Holy Mass au número 6!
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- Part 11 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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I Wish That I'd Been Brave - 12. Aftercare by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Oct 2026
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Intense sex requires intense aftercare. It goes astray, so obviously, Father Jaskier goes spiraling. Geralt reacts as Geralt does when it comes to feelings.
This is angsty and full of awkwardness and I hurt myself a little while writing, in a good way.
The 7th installment of the Holy Mess AU. It probably won't make sense without the prequels or at least the previous fic (in the Hot Mess Kinktober series, too, no.11)
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- Part 12 of Hot Mess Kinktober
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Don't You Know That I'll Be with You - 13. Anonymous Sex by Flowers_n_Dragons
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Oct 2026
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With Ciri gone, Geralt uses the night to blow off some steam. He needs it, what with his relationship with Father Jaskier imploding. Not to mention the tiny little fact that he is in love with him.
So he goes to a club to find a pretty lady to spend time with.
He finds her.Holy Mass au, number 8!
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- Part 13 of Hot Mess Kinktober
