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1. Until the Universe Runs Out of Bullets by Mistakes_626

   Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Blind Al (Deadpool)
   • Aunt May Parker (Marvel)
   • Uncle Ben Parker (Marvel)
   • Weasel
   • Francis "Ajax" Freeman
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Shameless Smut
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Body Horror
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Established Relationship
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • Protective Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker isn't Spider-Man
   • Pre-Spider Bite Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker Played By Andrew Garfield
   • Peter Parker Being a Little Shit
   • Immortal Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Being Wade Wilson
   • Graphic Description
   • Chronic Pain
   • Wade Wilson Needs a Hug

   Summary

   Francis thought he was building an asset. What he actually made was two matching monsters with a grudge, an industrial sewing machine, and zero respect for municipal zoning laws.

   Following Uncle Ben's murder, Peter Parker traded Queens morality for mob hacking, eventually falling in with a foul-mouthed mercenary named Wade Wilson. But after Weapon X leaves Wade permanently scarred and turns Peter into an obsidian-eyed, venomous predator, the pair forge an unholy pact: dismantle Francis Freeman's black-budget empire piece by bloody piece, or die trying.

   A story of body horror, bad Swedish furniture, .45 shell-casing wedding bands, and finding beauty in the dark.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   43,824

   Chapters:

   10/?

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