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Queenie: May I have everyone’s attention?
MechanicPanic: ofc my queen
BabyGangsta: Kaz please stfu
OneMoreLevel: yes bbg <3
Queenie: <3
NurseJoy: you two are so cute!
GUITARSOLO: YEAH TOTALLY BUT CHI CHI DID YOU CALL SONI WONI BBG
OneMoreLevel: ye.
BabyGangsta: “Chi Chi”? “Soni Woni”? you guys are definitely on drugs
GUITARSOLO: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH IBUKI
MechanicPanic: hey? Miss Sonia has smtg to say?
Queenie: Actually, someone else does!
MechanicPanic: wha,,?
PANDEMONIUM: I have already said I will not do it, dark princess.
Queenie: Gundham, please!
PANDEMONIUM: …
OneMoreLevel: oh, are you trying to get him to say “the thing?”
Queenie: Yes!
OctaGONE: the thing???
MechanicPanic: ^
HopeTastesGreat: ^
EATFIGHTSLEEP: ^
GUITARSOLO: ^^^^^
CookbookBoner: ^
BabyGangsta: oh for god’s sake please change Hanamura’s user i can’t look at it any longer
GUITARSOLO: OKAY
CookbookBoner ’s username was changed to KentuckyFriedChef .
KentuckyFriedChef: i hate you.
GUITARSOLO: whyyy? Ibuki used chef just like you like!!
KentuckyFriedChef: i appreciate that but i hate fried food
EATFIGHTSLEEP: all food is good wtf
SHITSHITSHITSHIT: YEAHHH FRIED FOOD IS THE SHIT
KentuckyFriedChef: you have no standards.
OneMoreLevel: anyway now that that’s settled, Tanaka?
PANDEMONIUM: Do not mention this further, sleepy mortal.
Queenie: how bad can it possibly go? :(
MechanicPanic: idk what ur doing but do it for Miss Sonia!!!!!
PANDEMONIUM: You are an uneducated fool, Kazuichi.
BabyGangsta: huh
EATFIGHTSLEEP: wdym huh
BabyGangsta: Tanaka called Kaz by his name
GUITARSOLO: what
GUITARSOLO: OHHHH IBUKI GETS IT NOW
MechanicPanic: get what,,?
PANDEMONIUM: …Nothing.
Queenie: For the love of God!
Queenie: You are as oblivious as you are stupid, Souda!
MechanicPanic: isn’t that the same thing??
squiiish: you go Sonia, put him in his place
PANDEMONIUM: Silence, banana mortal.
OctaGONE: omfg
squiiish: Souda you’re so stupid, even Hinata gets it
EATFIGHTSLEEP: that was so backhanded-
OneMoreLevel: just Go For It, Tanaka!
HopeTastesGreat: i feel like that’s referencing something.. oh well i’m probably wrong
PANDEMONIUM: I am getting bored of your pleads.. so, I suppose I shall say it.
Queenie: yayy <3
PANDEMONIUM: Kazuichi.
MechanicPanic: ??
PANDEMONIUM: I.. have what you mortals call “romantic feelings” for you. It’s quite clear you do not reciprocate, therefore I shall not dwell on it.
MechanicPanic: is this a prank
PANDEMONIUM: No.
MechanicPanic: oh shit
OneMoreLevel: we’re proud of you !!
EATFIGHTSLEEP: yeahh
Queenie: What is your response, Souda?
MechanicPanic: uh
MechanicPanic is offline.
Queenie: Shit!
GUITARSOLO: I GUESS YOU GOT AN ANSWER??????
OctaGONE: Ibuki-