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P <3 @tonystarksleftshoulderblade
happy november y'all
|P <3 anti ✔ @tonystark
Said no one. Ever.
|P <3 anti ✔ @tonystark
Also you are from Queens. No one in NYC says y'all.
|P <3 @tonystarksleftshoulderblade
mr. stark... november is the month that destiel became canon... how could it not be happy.
|Babe @solelyheretorespondtopheart
P. I know for a fact that you have never seen SPN.
|P <3 @tonystarksleftshoulderblade
shhhhhhhhhhh im trying. to prove a point.
Chat: 🌶️ OG ACADEC TEAM (minus flash the zoom zoom boy and the other grades) 🌶️
(Pet/Park)er: @Brammy-Boy.... are you @/solelyheretorespondtopheart on twitter
Brammy-Boy: You know what the answer is.
(Pet/Park)er: ...hate you.
Brammy-Boy: No, you don't.
Eminem ig *eyeroll*: Peter deffo Loves me Moreee tho.
(Pet/Park)er: ... i mean 👀
Chandlerblock: girls, girls. you're both pretty. can i go hmoe no
Chandlerblock: *home
Chandlerblock: *now
My Job is to be in charge of you idiots: Understandable.
Brammy-Boy: woah. woah. woah.
Brammy-Boy: YOU Let CIndy MAKE TYPOS withoUT BUllying HER and I CAN NOT MSIPELL ANY WORDS WITHOUT BEING BULLIED
Sally Avril lavigne: "msipell"
Eminem ig *eyeroll*: "msipell"
Brammy-Boy: I am filled with
Brammy-Boy: So. MUCH RAGE.
BettyBrant: Abraham: Just live, laugh, love your way through life.
Sally Avril lavigne: betty.
Sally Avril lavigne: who taught you that
Chandlerblock: Inez. You can't believe a word she says. But this time it was true. The worst thing that i ever did.
My Job is to be in charge of you idiots: Cindy. While I would love for a Taylor Swift lyric change to happen in this group chat, we all remember how that went last time.
Ned Leedsmealone: oh guys :( remember how we only got up to dear john in speak now...
Eminem ig *eyeroll*: I have Still Never Heard a taylor Swift song outside of the Hits (like Shake it off).
Brammy-Boy: Shake it off is not her best work.
Sally Avril lavigne: Take that back ABE. I LOVE SHAKE IT OFF. Favorite song is definitely London Boy tho.
My Job is to be in charge of you idiots: Changing the topic so we don't get sucked in again...
Brammy-Boy: No.
Brammy-Boy: YOU KNOW I LOVE A
Sally Avril lavigne: LONDON BOY I ENJOY...
They got through the entire song before MJ (who was the admin) put a limit on the amount of messages someone can send in a minute, thus killing the chain. Peter knew she would never admit it, but she was having fun reading this chaos. He was too.
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Contrastingly, Tony was not having any fun or enjoyment of any sort right now. Today's accords meeting was over three hours longer than expected, totaling to five hours of dealing with the same boring people and their boring complaints. If this were a normal meeting he would've found a way out by now, but he had already used every excuse in the books to postpone it by three months. (Something that ended up resulting in a long conversation with Pepper on whether it was morally correct for him to use the death of his grandparents's as an excuse--"Tony, you can't use your grandparents' deaths as an excuse?! You've never met any of them, and that is common knowledge!".) Needless to say, today was not going well.
Even worse was that this particular meeting was about the rogues avengers, and a certain twitter account under the name of "Natalie Rushman" was dming him nonstop.
Natalie Rushman: Stark. I know you're seeing these messages. You have read receipts on.
P <3 anti: Stop. I am in an accords meeting. You don't want to get on my bad side right now, Romanoff.
Natalie Rushman: First of all, my name is Natalie Rushman. Not Romanoff.
Natalie Rushman: Also, you've bullied a random child on the internet, amassing a lot of clashing views.
Natalie Rushman: And now... you're saying that I (natalie rushman) am the traitor and outlaw, Natasha Romanoff.
P <3 anti: That's because you are.
P <3 anti: Now, what do you want, Nat?
Natalie Rushman: I just wanted to warn you that Cap and one of Ross's men have been negotiating, and Ross's guy has offered up the Stark Industries building as the place where we would all be staying, if we signed the accords. 'We' includes Cap and Barnes.
P <3 anti: WHAT?
P <3 anti: Thank you for telling me.
"You offered up my house to the Rogues without telling me!?" Tony slammed his hands on the table, getting the stares of multiple people in the room.
"I mean, you signed the paperwork that allowed us to do so," The man sitting to the left of him stated, in an almost mocking tone. "Next time, read the fine print."
"I refuse to let Cap or his buddy, Barnes, live in my house. Especially after what Barnes did to my parents." All he could see was red. All of these people were aware of what happened last time he saw Cap, and they wanted him to just pretend like everything was fine between them?
"I'm sorry Stark," Ross's smile was sickeningly sweet, "But we're arranging for them to sign the revised accords as we speak." Tony felt sick to his stomach.
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P <3 @tonystarksleftshoulderblade
someone on my academic decathalon team. called me a nerd. it's like. pot. meet keetle.
|P <3 anti ✔ @tonystark
"keetle"
|P <3 @tonystarksleftshoulderblade
who taught him how to do that...
|P <3 anti ✔ @tonystark
also if someone is bullying you tell them to go to hell.
|P <3 @tonystarksleftshoulderblade
lmaooooo no it was a friend
Chat: 🌶️ OG ACADEC TEAM (minus flash the zoom zoom boy and the other grades) 🌶️
Eminem ig *eyeroll*: Omg. Tony stark just told me to Go to Hell !!!!!
My Job is to be in charge of you idiots: You are so weird.