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Private conversation between deduemolinaro and asheubert
Wednesday 4:49
Anti-Weeds: Ashe. I hope I did not alarm you earlier, requesting to talk to you so suddenly.
Your Uber Driver: No, not at all! All I feel when you ask to talk to me is happiness.
Anti-Weeds: I am pleased to hear that.
Anti-Weeds: May I be blunt?
Your Uber Driver: Of course! You never have to *mince* your words with me!
Your Uber Driver: Get it? Because we’re always cooking together? Um…
Your Uber Driver: Sorry.
Anti-Weeds: Apologies for not responding sooner. I had to take a moment to laugh at your joke.
Anti-Weeds: I didn’t mean to leave you… simmering, in anxiety.
Your Uber Driver: !!!!!!!!
Your Uber Driver: Anyway… what were you going to say?
Anti-Weeds: Truthfully, Ashe, I was going to confess to you.
Your Uber Driver: Confess to me?
Anti-Weeds: Yes, the true nature of feelings for you are romantic. Please do not respond right away.
Anti-Weeds: You deserve a nice confession, and I fear I cannot give that to you. Facing you, I grow timid.
Anti-Weeds: I consider myself to be a strong person for His Highness, but being with you… It makes me want to be weak. You make me want to be kind, and merciful, and forgiving.
Anti-Weeds: I am so weak around you, Ashe. May I confess over a letter? I understand if this is unfit for a confession, and if so, I will find a way to tell you directly.
Your Uber Driver: Oh my!!! Of course it’s okay!! I’d love to have something physical to remind me of this… I’ve never been happier!
Anti-Weeds: I am ecstatic to hear it.
Your Uber Driver: But if I may be blunt, Dedue?
Your Uber Driver: Oh my!!!! That sounded like I’m going to reject you, I could never! I mean I could, I suppose, but I’d be such a fool too!
Your Uber Driver: I’m rambling.
Anti-Weeds: That's okay. I like hearing everything you have to say.
Your Uber Driver: Wow! You really know how to make me blush, haha!
Anti-Weeds: I wish to continue this pattern so I may see your blush.
Your Uber Driver: !!!!!!!! Anyway, aha…
Your Uber Driver: Dedue, you’re already kind and merciful and forgiving!!! You’re patient beyond words, understanding to a fault… But that’s not a weakness, Dedue! They make you who you are! You are strong because of these things, you are strong because you are you.
Your Uber Driver: I love everything about you, Dedue, and I’d be so, so honored to be with you.
Anti-Weeds: Thank you. I will consider what you have said. I best get to writing that letter.
Garreg Mach Students
Wednesday, 5:03
Mozzarella: And that’s what happened.
Mozzarella: Please, everyone, be considerate of your words when they return online.
redemption arc when?: why? it’s not like their feelings are unrequited.
chop chop: ^
redemption arc when?: awwww felix agreed with something i said awww awwwww daw :) <3
chop chop: i am going to kill you
Deer Lord: Because, my socially oblivious friends, the events leading us here were unorthodox and ill-suited for a confession. Who’s to say what Dedue wanted to talk about was a confession at all?
haircut on POINT: “Socially oblivious” is real rich coming from you, Claude.
Deer Lord: Whaaat? My mind is full of social wisdom. Go ahead, ask me an idiom, I’ll know what it means. Do it
bubblegum supremacy: ok, what does “shooting fish in a barrel” mean?
Deer Lord: Wait, is that real?
fishy: Oh! I know this one! Please, I know it!
Queen Edie: Please enlighten us, Flayn.
fishy: It means something is difficult to do! Because how can you shoot an arrow at a fish you cannot see?
sleeby bish: Fantastic job, Flayn.
sleepy bish: Claude… not so much.
Deer Lord: Okay, RUDE. Besides, I was kidding anyway.
bubblegum supremacy: sure, claude
Deer Lord: I was!
to h*ck with you: we’re just messing with you claude
has said dorothea is nice: YEHA LOL dw dude
Anti-Weeds and Your Uber Driver have come online.
redemption arc when?: online at the same time, i see ;)
redemption arc when? part two: Shut UP, Sylvain.
Your Uber Driver: He isn’t wrong! Dedue and I… Well, we’re together!
Anti-Weeds: Indeed.
my hat is cool f you: LETTSSSGOOOOOO CHAT LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yaoi: Congrats, Ashe. I knew you had it in you.
big sad: uh, no? you actively voted against dedue and ashe getting together first?
yaoi: I knew he’d get there EVENTUALLY I just didn’t believe in him a lot.
Your Uber Driver: Thank you? I suppose?
yaoi: Anytime.
two faced snake: Ashe, Dedue I sincerely apologize for any trouble I may have caused you and am thrilled beyond bits that everything has worked out! However, I stand by that I had no way of knowing!
not so ripped as heck: constance it was really obvious, you’re just oblivious
happy little clouds: Why do all the Ashen Wolves come on at the same time?
yaoi: Hivemind.
big sad: hive mind
not so ripped as heck: hivemind
two faced snake: Hivemind!
jeritza’s kin: Oh my.
Buff Guy: DIES ANYBODY ELSE BAVE A CRUSH THEY EANT TO ADMIT?
cooler hair than yours: It does not seem so!
Buff Guy: i’m gonna be honest i could not keep up
scary owo: could anybody other than Dorothea?
my hat is cool f you: Edie certainly could!
Queen Edie: Dorothea!! I- that is ridiculous!
Leonie Peonie: Good going, guys I’m really proud of both of you!
redemption arc when?: me?
Leonie Peonie: What? No! I was so obviously talking to Dedue and Ashe.
redemption arc when?: aw :(
mari <3: i hope your relationshipp is as ffulfilling as mine!
clown: How sweet, Marianne!
Your Uber Driver: If I may brag, it’s not as sweet a sentiment as Dedue wrote me!
Deer Lord: Smart of him to hand slip it under your door, I would’ve intercepted it otherwise
redemption arc when? part two: Claude!
Mozzarella: He is joking, Ingrid.
redemption arc when? part two: Oh, good! Sorry Claude.
Deer Lord: I only look through mail that could prove to be politically beneficial, obviously
clown: Ha! Good one!
happy little clouds: He is... no longer joking.