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Ggyatt –ryker
GET OUT!!!!!
Meanwhile in Raccoon city, where everyone magically spawned into. IT WAS CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!! Although, this did not hinder the fighting between everyone, as from the abyss emerged a wild Ethan Winters holding hands with Sebastian Solace....
Leon Kennedey walked up to the two, his face full of shock. “S-SEBASTIAN?! HOW COULD YOU? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH HIM?!”
Sebastian scoffed, turning to look at Leon. “Oh, spare me from the drama, I know your twink ass is with Lancelot!”
Leon was cheating on Sebastian with Lancelot, yes. But he wasn’t a TWINK.
“I’m no twink! I can’t believe that you would ever call me that, after all we’ve been through!” Leon yelled, still not confronting the fact that he literally cheated on him for Mr. Rifle over there.
“Don’t deny it gayboy! You’re literally half naked as we speak!” Sebastian yelled back, releasing his grip from Ethans hand.
“And plus, you never called!” He added on.
Leon gasped, absolutely shocked by Sebastians rudeness, not even the accusation!
Well let's move on from THAT and let a homophobic fish and a cop beat the shit out of each other....
As I was saying, it was Christmas Tim in Raccoon city, which obviously meant all the zombies gathered at the mall and wore Christmas hats!! So, our favorite little characters here don’t need to worry about that.
Willia Afton and a fish kiss proudly,
Luis Serra and mind chonny jash hold hands under a rising sun,
Ryker Dublin and Oliver swift beat the shit out of each other
The end (for now)