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a deeply silly epilogue wherein ted finds the speadsheet
could easily be "non canon" to the first chapter and also it's confusingly formatted but that's sort of the point but it's still confusing sooooo
almost made this more elaborate with like the little tabs for extra sheets and such but i didnt want to make it TOO complicated and also it's just for. The Sillies
also, minor clarification: the headers start at 75/100/etc bc i personally will redo headers like that every once in a while to remind myself which column is which (Dyslexia ✨) and also i think the implication there are like 70+ other entries all taking place during s1/2 before what we see here is really funny
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