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Completely Reasonable Precautions by Asidian
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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"I don't know why we're wasting our time with him," says Dick. "Just tell him he's not good enough already."
It's a hallucination, like all the rest. Objectively, Tim understands that.
But he feels the words like an icepick in his chest all the same, and a part of him knows. This version of Dick might not be real, these words might not be real, but what he's saying is true anyway.
"Are you fucking listening to me?" says the man in the red helmet. "The big bad bat's not coming to save you." There's a crash, and when Tim turns toward it, his desk's been overturned. His laptop is lying on the floor in a tangle of cords. If any of this were actually happening, Tim might be afraid that it was broken.
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DICKSON GRAY – Artisan Ossuary Goods by LemonadeInATophat, LemonTheLightmender (LemonadeInATophat)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU, DC Extended Universe, DC - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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“Refined tableware with a story. Please stop asking what kind of story.”
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- Part 13 of This Is Still The Same Universe...
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"Did you see?" says Dick, and he lets go of Tim's shoulders to take him by the arm, tugging him toward the kitchen instead of the Batcave. "Alfred made cookies."
"Think he's trying to lure you in," says Tim, with a huff of a laugh. "Like one of those traps they bait for raccoons."
"Raccoons are too smart for that, baby bird," says Dick, blithely, and swipes up one of the bait-cookies anyway, biting into it with an appreciative little hum.
Tim finds somewhere else to look — fixes his gaze on a spot on the far wall, trying hard to ignore the way the kitchen smells of cinnamon and nutmeg and sugar. His stomach twists a little, hopeful, and he tells it firmly that these aren't for him. They're Dick's welcome-home cookies.
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spread over the sheets by hypotheticalseaweed (velosaraptor)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Tobirama tries to will his erection from fully forming, but as his eyes trace over the screen, arousal only burns hotter. Almost against his will, a hand falls down to his lap, squeezing over the bulge in his pants.
He's never seen something so erotic.
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- Part 3 of rare kink buffet
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Yeah, you guessed it. It's timestamps for the soundtrack of the movie. First chapter is just timestamps and songs. Second chapter includes descriptions of each scene. Major Spoilers.
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Shane convinces Ilya to track their sex life in a detailed spreadsheet, the Kink Spreadsheet.
Should he add pie charts though?
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Worldhopper by bookwyrminspiration for pebbltree
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
28 Mar 2026
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oops all geminitay! a digital spread of the many lives of gem :)
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All Mumbo expected was a casual day at work as his university's accountant intern. Deal with the student's questions, sort out everyone's scholarships, manage the spreadsheets... Grian, however, has other plans. All it takes is a small signature for Mumbo to agree to his proposition.
What will Scar think when he learns what his partners have been up to without him?
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14 How about this: we can competently fake a wedding then competently fake a divorce. That work for you, Mapicc? 15 fine if the divorce is involved im in 16 im not going to say no to twenty million bucks 17 i fucking guess 18 Great. Now get back to the balance tab, I need to know how much you can invest in a DJ excerpt from a spreadsheet
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[WEBWEAVE] Pearl and Scar dated, briefly, and the break up sucked. Now there's one little thing dragging them back together
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Parrot deals with the Pluralpocalypse.
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They'd been looking to hire a librarian. And a quartermaster. And a guy to juggle spell components. All sorts of things that require copious amounts of inventory management. And you'd looked like you knew your way around a spreadsheet or two.
So you said, sure; what else were you going to do now that you could see that the guy operating the bodega downstairs from your apartment was really a manticore. Get back to applying for copywriting jobs?
You are a freshly minted wizard of the Unsleeping City, working for the Gramercy Occult Society. Your task is simple: spreadsheet.
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- Part 2 of really offs your fics (2026)
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Je desir vous Ceruir (I desire to serve you) by ohthejomanity
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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Shane is solid in his arms, voice muffled against his neck. “Is it really that surprising? We’ve talked about it. Kind of.”
Ilya looks over his boyfriend’s shoulder. It contains more sex-related items in it than he's seen in one place before and he once visited a sex museum on a trip to Amsterdam. There are benches in three corners of the small room, each with its own complicated arrangement of holes and stirrups. A rack on the wall holds a series of weapons, nice ropes.
Ilya wrinkles his nose. “Sure. We talk about fucking all the time.”
“No, not- this.” Shane casts his hand around to encompass the totality of the items he purchased; Ilya hopes that the door has a decent lock and that the cleaners don't have a spare key. “My... uh, specific interests.”
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Shane has it all: the generous boyfriend, the resources to fund it, and the inclination to embark on a very autistic exploration of the specific kinky interests they share (yes there's a spreadsheet; yes it's very hot). Meanwhile Ilya only wants to give his perfect partner whatever he wants, even if he has to explore some parts of himself he would perhaps prefer not to in the process...
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fall in love just a little ol’ little bit (every day with someone new) by awfullyloudforanintrovert
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
26 Feb 2026
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Alex liked having little projects to work on during breaks in the studio, like documenting and statistically analysing all his soulmarks. And if he hoped to discover something about himself through doing so — perhaps something related to Greg — well, Greg didn’t need to know that.
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- Part 1 of a no-soulmate soulmate!AU
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While the results are pretty clear on Caleb and earthquakes, Rafayel has found a new connection between Caleb's powers and the tides. And he has volun-told the both of you to help him create the perfect masterpiece. A month of color coded scheduling later, your friend has an entire exhibit based on your...intimate activities. Sometimes you regret introducing your boyfriend to your artist friend.
[Sequel to "Seismic Activity" but can be read standalone]
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- Part 4 of Creative Uses of Evol
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From the private notes of Cliopher Mdang on his fanoa's dating prospects.
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Finding a stranger in the jungle of Neverland will always be a cause for concern.
So, when James stumbles upon a lone woman with a bizarre manner of speech and an even more peculiar style of dress, the last thing he expected was for her to rope him into discussing the changes and inevitable loss which adulthood brings.----
(Or rather: After finding yourself back on the island of your youth, you decide that it's a good idea to vent your frustrations to your childhood imaginary "friend"!) -
I'll break your bones (with all the love I carry) by god_is_a_femboy
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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Elliott was a fool to believe he’d found his soulmate when all he’d really found was someone who knew the right words, arrived at the right moments, and offered the right gifts. He should’ve known the sweet, simple farmer couldn’t have built such a thriving farm in such a short time if she wasn't a seasoned corporate hustler beneath the overalls.
Sunniva knew from the start she wasn’t his type, but he was unmistakably hers. She knew she was stepping into a game, and if life handed her the cheat code that let her slip into his heart while pushing the town forward, wouldn’t it be wasteful not to use it?
「A karmic tale between a poet devoted to the hands of fate and a lady playing god.」
I assembled this playlist while writing the whole thing
Note: Editing the chapters from time to time.
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Love Calculations by Doozy4Ever for Polkadotkat
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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Charlie is a gay nerd who loves a good spreadsheet. His calculations tell him it's time to take the next step in their relationship
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“Usually people are happy for weddings, Max.”
“Not when your ex is the best man.” He bites back, frowning at her.
It’s his sister’s wedding, not a redemption arc and definitely not an excuse to fix things with the best man who also happens to be his ex. The same ex who walked away when things got too good, and being mature is proven to be a hard thing for Max to do.
There’s one bed, one week, and one man he can’t seem to stop bickering with, or missing, depending on the hour. It feels suspiciously like fate with a sense of humor.
Between groomsmen activities, eye rolls, and a bachelor night that should’ve come with a warning label, he keeps telling himself he doesn’t want him back. But maybe he does.