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I'll break your bones (with all the love I carry) by god_is_a_femboy
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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Elliott was a fool to believe he’d found his soulmate when all he’d really found was someone who knew the right words, arrived at the right moments, and offered the right gifts. He should’ve known the sweet, simple farmer couldn’t have built such a thriving farm in such a short time if she wasn't a seasoned corporate hustler beneath the overalls.
Sunniva knew from the start she wasn’t his type, but he was unmistakably hers. She knew she was stepping into a game, and if life handed her the cheat code that let her slip into his heart while pushing the town forward, wouldn’t it be wasteful not to use it?
「A karmic tale between a poet devoted to the hands of fate and a lady playing god.」
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Arcturus Outtakes by LeeThePiper for typewriting_yip
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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One-shots inspired by The Arcturus Missions
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The Goddess' True Gift by oofityoof32
Fandoms: Final Fantasy Series, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII
13 Nov 2025
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Sephiroth is a first class SOLDIER. Genesis is too, but there appears to be some sort of tension between the two.
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Plus-One Problems by skittle479
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
31 Oct 2025
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When your best friends demanded proof that your ‘perfect’ boyfriend wasn’t imaginary, there was clearly only one solution— fake a relationship with the grumpy-but-gorgeous neighbor across the hall. Bucky Barnes was many things: ex-assassin, world-class brooder, and definitely not your type. But when he needed a wedding date to avoid his meddling friends (the illustrious Sam Wilson), your mutually beneficial arrangement seemed to be foolproof.
The plan: fake smiles, strategic hand-holding, AND absolutely no falling in love.
The problem: Bucky was surprisingly soft beneath the gruff exterior, your friends were dangerously nosy, and it was hard to keep things just pretend when his smirk made your heart race.
When the fake feelings start feeling real, would you and Bucky survive the wedding season with your hearts intact?
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- Part 1 of The Plus-One Saga
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thisisnotthenerd's d20 statistics by thisisnotthenerd
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
25 Oct 2025
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this is a compilation of my tumblr posts about d20 statistics for archival purposes; anything written here can also be read on tumblr under the tag #thisisnotthenerd's d20 stats. this will be updated as i continue to work with the data--it's marked incomplete because updates may fluctuate. this way, new posts are a fun little treat.
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- Part 1 of Tomes of the Compass Points Library
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“Usually people are happy for weddings, Max.”
“Not when your ex is the best man.” He bites back, frowning at her.
It’s his sister’s wedding, not a redemption arc and definitely not an excuse to fix things with the best man who also happens to be his ex. The same ex who walked away when things got too good, and being mature is proven to be a hard thing for Max to do.
There’s one bed, one week, and one man he can’t seem to stop bickering with, or missing, depending on the hour. It feels suspiciously like fate with a sense of humor.
Between groomsmen activities, eye rolls, and a bachelor night that should’ve come with a warning label, he keeps telling himself he doesn’t want him back. But maybe he does.
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Extended Friendship Edition by septemberbells for EdosianOrchids901
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
22 Sep 2025
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When McCoy healed the Horta, he had found himself feeling a bit of a mad scientist, proud of what he had managed and delighted to see the Horta feeling a little better. It hadn't been easy coming up with a solution to help treat her, but once he had determined himself to do so, he couldn't let go of the thought of their plight until he had done it. His hands were covered in the liquid concrete and his eyes held a bit of a gleam of madness, but the Horta was no longer grievously wounded. She could have an incredible future, tunneling to their heart's content on this odd planet, especially now that Kirk and Spock had stood together in their defense before the miners.
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or, I Can Hear It Looping
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On Occam’s Razor, Expectations, and Other Things Best Left at the Door by azrielen
Fandoms: VoicePlay (Band), Music RPF
13 Aug 2025
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“So it’s gonna be like, you’re a dragon. And you want me to knock you up?” Cesar loves a creative bit of roleplay. This isn’t even close to the weirdest shit he’s chosen to “yes, and” in order to get laid.
“More like 0.0006% dragon,” Geoff says, rocking his hand back and forth to indicate that this obviously very factual information is an estimate. “I’m a dragon hybrid. But yes, to the knocking-up part.”
aka The One Where Geoff Lays an Egg.
(The kink meme randomizer prompt that spawned this thing: Mythical Creatures/Kink Reveal/Breeding/Oviposition/CBT Fun)
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Carlos brings Paulo lunch
alternatively
The first time Paulo laughs post-canon
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Budget necessities by semicolonsandsimiles for Kiraly
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
30 Jul 2025
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The Mobei-Jun Spreadsheet by IetjeSiobhan for Fochi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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“See?” Shang Qinghua said, and gestured at his spreadsheet again. “I should be firmly in getting dicked down territory by now, but no! This courtship is just dragging on and on and on! Or maybe he doesn’t even know I’m courting him!”
Or: How to get into the pants of your local Ice Demon lord – now with 100% more spreadsheets!
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Ransom needs to go to bed.
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Techno pushes his glasses up to rub at his nose before clicking on another reddit thread. He’s starting to think owning a cat and having it survive is actually impossible. Especially a kitten.
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Damage Report by AnthoniumLoonarius
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Journey to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Star Wars - Episode VII, Star Wars : The Force Awakens
07 Jul 2025
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Kylos repeated tantrums begin to stall Starkillers progress, an intervention is necessary.
General Hux did not expect his meticulous data to backfire in the slightest.Written for Kylux Short Shorts 2025 - Day 1: Spreadsheets
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First Order Expense Account Report by JayneSilver
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
07 Jul 2025
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All Hux wants to do is make a comprehensive budget.
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[podfic] Untitled Spreadsheet - PRIVATE by fuckingdemocrats
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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[Audio length: 12:51]
Based on an idea from Tumblr about Cody overthinking his interactions with Obi-Wan so much that he makes a spreadsheet to analyse them empirically.
Because he would.
Podfic of Untitled Spreadsheet by literallyjustanerd
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Their Words Which Try to Drown You by CrabsWithSticks
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
14 Jun 2025
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Electra is facing the struggles of being First Talon head on, but the stress is finally getting to her.
Viago Week Day 5: to feel safe in your arms
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Blitz's Guide On How To Be A Commoner by Mouseketeer007
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 May 2025
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After Stolas lost his title, he also lost his work, the palace, and the wealth that came with it. Blitz takes it upon himself to teach Stolas how to be self sufficient
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- Part 35 of Echos in Time
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Inspired by Untitled Spreadsheet - PRIVATE by literallyjustanerd.
Nyx gets roped into judging for a bet about whether Drautos and Cor are together by Tredd and decides to employ the scientific method to test it out, using himself as the "control". Of course shenanigans ensue.
And after all, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down. Somehow, Nyx manages to do both.