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‘Will Jim have a plus one?’ Seth asked, frowning at something on the laptop screen.
‘Probably.’ Louis put a fresh mug of decaf oolong on the table. ‘We’ll be getting RSVPs.’
‘Yes, but we have to have a venue address before we can send the invites, so we do need an estimate,’ Seth grumbled, reaching for the mug. ‘Thank you,’ he added, accepting the little kiss Louis dropped onto his lips while he was passing.
‘Put in a plus one for him, then. He’s been talking my ear off about that woman he met at the New Years do. Maybe he’ll have his shit sorted out in the next eight months.’
Scooping Jasmine off the soft mat in front of the sofa, Louis swept her into the air and zoomed her around a little over his head to make her squeal, coming in to land against his shoulder and patting her back gently as she burbled. Her little fingers tugged at the collar of his t-shirt as she tried to put it in her mouth, drool soaking through the soft cotton. He huffed wryly as he headed back to the table.
When he glanced up, Seth was watching them, a distant, tender expression softening the creases around his grey-blue eyes.
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- Part 5 of double dealers
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‘You boys don’t mind if I sleep naked, right?’ Taylor laughed as he stripped off his baggy tank top. ‘I don’t know if we’ve ever just shared a bed before. I’m all aflutter, I don’t know the protocol.’
Seth laughed too. ‘You’ve slept over lots of times.’
‘Sure, but usually not without being so overpowered by lust we just couldn’t help falling into bed together,’ Taylor pointed out wryly, padding across the carpet and wrapping himself around Seth’s back. He rested his chin on Seth’s shoulder, cupping his bump with both hands. ‘It’s a little different when everyone can pretend it was an accident.’
Seth turned his head, frowning as he caught Taylor’s eye in the mirror. ‘We’ve never taken you to bed by accident, honey,’ he said. ‘And I don’t think we made our intentions very subtle, so I very much doubt you were caught unawares.’
Taylor huffed and kissed the corner of his mouth. ‘Mmm, true, I was thoroughly seduced.’
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- Part 4 of double dealers
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There on the tiled floor was his boy-cat, face down, with his naked rear raised up and away from John’s view.
John gazed at him.
‘What did you find?’ he sighed, and lowered himself to his knees.
The boy squirmed and blinked balefully at him from one yellow eye. It made a little mrrp sort of noise when he reached for it, flattening its ears and twitching its whiskers away from his touch, but it seemed too lethargic to shake him off.
‘You silly fool,’ John murmured, shuffling closer. It was a cramped space, not much room between the shelving on one side and the flour barrel on the other. ‘What’ve you been up to this time?’
There was nothing to be seen when he peeked at the creature’s hole. But it looked... puffy. Flushed.
‘What did you do?’ he asked again, lower, more full of worry.
The cat shifted on its knees and made a little whimpering sound.
‘Blast.’ John pressed two fingers to the soft, hot little hole and felt them go in easy as anything, felt how slick it was—Felt his fingertips brush something smooth and firm just inside.
Yes, there was definitely something in there. Gods only knew what or how he’d get this one out.
‘You wretched little nuisance,’ he sighed.
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Louis watched the clock, his gaze lingering on the second hand as it ticked rhythmically around the dial.
‘Louis?’ The therapist’s voice broke through the hollow silence. ‘You’ve been quiet so far. Is there anything on your mind you’d like to share?’
Blinking, Louis looked back at her, straightening his back and clearing his throat. He rubbed his knuckles on his knee and glanced across the empty cushions of the couch to where Seth was sitting with his arms folded.
‘I think we need to talk about the abortion,’ Louis said quietly.
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- Part 3 of double dealers
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‘Hey. I wasn’t sure if I should be flattered or worried when Joanne said you’d asked if they could give me your number. What’s up?’
‘’Wasn’t sure if you’d go back there,’ Louis said automatically, his pulse thudding in his chest. ‘’Didn’t know how else to reach you, though. Uh. I have to tell you something.’
‘Okay... Little ominous,’ Taylor laughed. ‘Go ahead, handsome.’
Louis swallowed.
He’d been trying to figure out how to say this all week.
‘The condom broke.’
Or maybe there wasn’t much to say at all.
‘Oh Jesus.’
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Take two men
Add a third
Throw an emotional grenade at all three of them
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Premium Colombian Roast by orphan_account for heartbroken_girl, pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
01 Dec 2018
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RK pitches his voice louder, just enough to start getting stares: “Where do you get your premium Colombian roast, detective Reed?”
Gavin’s whole body seizes, hands flailing in an aborted attempt to slap themselves over RK’s mouth. “Shut up - shut your fucking mouth!” He hisses, furious and embarrassed.
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Gavin Reed is a vegan gym rat and a coffee snob - somehow, RK900 is into that.
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Bookmarked by ambirch
19 May 2025
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What a banger. Hell yes, buff bottom rights (after a little introspective soul-searching and confronting one's ingrained societal expectations).
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“Anyway, as fun as it’s been crying like a baby twice a week, I cancelled the rest of my sessions after the next one. I don’t have insurance and I’m basically over the hump, I think.”
“You’re.” Lawrence looks around desperately as if the furniture might agree with him. “It’s been two months, Adam. You’re not ‘over the hump’ in two months.”
Adam and Lawrence both lived. Here's how they get their shit together afterwards.
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- Part 1 of Strip the Paint
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21 Apr 2025
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I know nothing about the Saw movies, and honestly I think that was the ideal way to read this. What a fantastic fic. Fascinating character-driven storytelling, gripping plot, overall so compelling. A must-read.
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“Do you want to play with me?” the redhead asked sweetly.
Colin’s heart hammered in his chest. He wondered if he’d slipped, back in the showers, and cracked his head on the tiles.
“Er,” he began, stupidly, because his mind was flooded with about a dozen different ways in which he dearly, dearly wanted to ‘play’ with him, but none of them could possibly be what Davy meant, because this was real life, not a fucking pornography.
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But Colin was wrong, because this story IS a fucking pornography, and he has no idea what he's in for.
Bookmarked by ambirch
13 Feb 2025
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Dark humour, interesting and fun sex scenes, and charmingly jagged edges. I liked this one a lot.
Bonus points for creative porn that doesn't rely on anal as the be-all, end-all of pleasure or intimacy. -
Put Your Emptiness to Melody by felcast (VSSAKJ) for SarunoHadaki
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Jan 2024
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The show is just like every other performance Blaise Fouquet has given this year. He plays perfectly, his heart dead but his fingers flying, and the audience gives him rapturous applause until he reappears for an encore.
He plays one more, something short and light that makes him feel even more empty inside, and then flees backstage, where the creative director shakes his hand and says they’ve been so lucky to have him, it’s such a triumph to hear him play, and he nods and smiles and thanks and leaves.
Months are all a blur of the same. Hotels. Airports. Concert halls. Audiences. Music. Applause. Nothingness.
It’s not until a set of string's vining notes weave through and in and around his chords that Blaise feels the spark of something come alive.
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07 Mar 2025
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Beautifully written, poignant, wry.
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“You think we should have sex?” Eddie clarified — still in that slow, deliberate tone, like any sudden movement would cause the ceiling to cave in around them.
Buck rolled his eyes. “I mean…not for real.”
“Okay. So you think we should have fake sex."
“Yeah, like reading Our Bodies, Ourselves isn’t the same as watching porn, right? It’d be educational sex.”
“Well if it’s educational sex...”
Or: Buck learns that Eddie's never had a prostate orgasm. Clipboard sex ensues.
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20 Jan 2025
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Love a good practical sex ed story. I was a little sad there weren't more actual scenes using sex toys, but the ones we got were fun, and the implications were there. I was also delighted by demi Buck, loved this interpretation, made a tonne of sense for his character. Silly, charming, and fun. Top tier.