Gifts for pseudoanalytics
List of Gifts
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let the ultraviolet cover me up (i'll find a new place to be from) by aletterinthenameofsanity for kaijusalad, pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies)
11 Mar 2026
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Some days, it’s easier. Some days Newt wakes up and he’s not a hollow with the echoes of eldritch creatures banging about in his head.
Some days, it's a fucking chore to get out of bed.
When Newt thinks about the fact that he can’t be trusted in a lab anymore. That he can’t hold a fucking scalpel without at least five staff recruits glaring at him through the glass windows of Hermann’s lab. It gnaws at Newt, that after the decade he put into saving the world, he'll never be trusted with it again.
But Newt has to. He has to be a functioning adult.
Thankfully, there is one job that they trust him to do even when they don’t trust him to be in a lab.
And it’s a job that he might even be good at.
(Newt, finally free of the precursors, isn't free from old heartaches as he adjusts to life in the Shatterdome again, balancing life as the teenage cadets' science teacher and learning how to live in a Shatterdome with his ex-husband- really, learning how to live again, period.
Meanwhile, Hermann Gottlieb-Geiszler is struggling with how to help his husband- he never did sign those divorce papers, after all, even if he deserves to for failing Newt- live again. But god, he's going to try.)
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Playing God by canyondotcom for pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jun 2022
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Not long after the vicious and bloody Archon War, but long before a hero in the form of a shooting star fell to earth and changed the course of history, two Archons meet. The Archon of Air and Freedom and the Archon of Stone and Promise meet again and again and again. Perhaps it is inevitable. Inevitable– in the same way the wind will wear down every mountain the earth proudly creates– that these two gods will circle around each other; together then apart then together once again, as time weaves its way across the centuries. They may not be friends, and they are certainly not lovers, but there is something special in someone who gleefully annoys you century after century no matter the horrors you have both committed.
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all shot-through with stardust alike by abyssalwretch for pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 May 2022
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Albedo thinks he's starting to get the hang of their dynamic. He silences Kaeya with a hand to the sternum and directs him to lie wide-eyed back on the table. "Next time, I'll have you against sheets," he says, only belatedly realising both the presumption and intensity of the statement.
Childe whistles again and Albedo shyly smiles.
"Damn, Kaeya, you were right about him."
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"Everyone goes sailin’ for a different reason.
Some to see the world, some to run away from it."
A remote Pacific island. A steadfast bar owner. A wayward sailor on the run. A faint taste of salt water on the tongue.
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“Shinsuke, where are we headin’?”
“It’s been a long time since you were home.” Kita said simply, as if that answered Aran’s question.
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The midday rays of sun stream through their windows, not quite hitting the bed, but casting the room in a light glow where the blinds are only shut three-quarters of the way. It's perfect, Atsumu thinks, because it means he doesn't have to open his eyes all the way to get a good look at the eased, slack-jawed expression on Kiyoomi's face, and it isn't so glaring that it distracts from any of the softness he gets to witness every day.
Every day, because it's a rare moment that Atsumu ever wakes up after Kiyoomi.
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Atsumu twirls the eyeliner pen between his fingers, pops the cap off and swipes charcoal ink over his lower waterline. The spell on the liner keeps it from dripping into his eyes, and as he withdraws the pen to mirror the mark beneath his left eye, completing the frame around the gold of his eyes – he starts to believe he really is the god of thunder.
Inspired by this art by @andraste_ on Twitter.
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Even with colossal aliens breaching from the ocean, there were other monsters Atsumu and Sakusa had to worry about.
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Kiyoomi makes himself a regular far into the summer months. Even Atsumu can see the guy’s practically melting into the linoleum, but still he stops by with a shimmer of sweat casting dewy stars over his pale skin and a heat on his cheeks that makes Atsumu’s tongue thick in his mouth.
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The "Run It Through Hot Water" Technique by honeybakedgrace for pseudoanalytics, strawhattery
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
12 Apr 2020
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Once or twice— occasionally three times— a week Kiyoomi Sakusa makes his pilgrimage across Tokyo to his newly formed place of worship.
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drive me mad (madly in love with you) by Ceryna for pseudoanalytics, A_Sirens_Lullaby, painpackerrisingsun
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
08 Apr 2020
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>>> sakuatsu week day three, tier one || mouths//marks
Atsumu's midlife crisis arrives early, in the form of tattooed motorcycle god Sakusa Kiyoomi.
Edit 10/11/20: now with art!! by @newttxt and by @moonjamvibes on twt!
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- Part 1 of drive me mad (sakuatsu)
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on the romanticization of drunken confessions by Ceryna for honeybakedgrace, cajynn, strawhattery, pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
07 Apr 2020
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>>> sakuatsu week day three, tier three || you are not the only one to sit awake until the wild feelings leave
A loathing coils under Kiyoomi's skin, a crawling irritation that roils his gut as he answers the knock at his door, pulling it open–
Revealing one ridiculously plastered Miya Atsumu.
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Avoidance Behavior by metaandpotatoes for rile, pseudoanalytics, strawhattery
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
11 Mar 2020
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For forty days, Osamu avoids asking why, exactly, Atsumu has moved into his and Suna’s house.
“All you have to say is—repeat after me—” Tarou squishes Osamu’s cheeks in time with his words: “‘Sumu, wha’ happened ‘tween you’n your boyfriend?’ Now you try.”
“I don’t sound like that, you ass,” Osamu bitches after he breaks free from Tarou’s hand. “Sumu should’ve just followed my advice an’ found a nice normal person to settle down with. Then we wouldn’ have to be havin’ this conversation at all.”
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- Part 3 of The Germaphobe and the Asshole
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If rain brings Tendou joy, then Ushijima’s happy for him. It’s not something he’ll ever come to personally understand, and he’s certain that he’ll never share the same enthusiasm for water falling from the sky. Rainwater serves a few good purposes, namely helping plants grow and offering moisture to dry land. But Ushijima doesn’t need to be watered. Maybe Tendou does, though that wouldn’t necessarily make sense to Ushijima.
Unsurprising, because not much about Tendou makes sense to Ushijima in the first place. He supposes it doesn’t have to; he appreciates his friendship regardless, but he does wonder sometimes what it must be like to occupy the same headspace as him.
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“Wow,” Tendou says, eyes going wide. “How do you do that, Wakatoshi?” he asks, motioning vaguely all over the paper.
Wakatoshi shrugs. His drawing is nothing special; no matter how much he perfected his lines, he just can’t do justice to Tendou. He can give back his facial features, sure, but the boy on the paper doesn’t have what it takes to be Tendou -- the energy, the liveliness, the freedom -- he seems like a caged bird in comparison, sitting kind of rigidly in his chair and with only a speck of light reflecting his eyes.
The real Tendou sitting in front of him is shining.In which Ushijima and Tendou boops each other's nose.
That’s it, that’s the fic.Series
- Part 2 of ushiten week
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qh or ad lib (Every Hour Or As Desired) by AdelineAround for pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
16 May 2019
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Gavin can't stop staring at the policeman eye candy called N. Stern in the gas station restroom.
"That's Officer N. Stern to you," the officer warns.
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Premium Colombian Roast by orphan_account for heartbroken_girl, pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
01 Dec 2018
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RK pitches his voice louder, just enough to start getting stares: “Where do you get your premium Colombian roast, detective Reed?”
Gavin’s whole body seizes, hands flailing in an aborted attempt to slap themselves over RK’s mouth. “Shut up - shut your fucking mouth!” He hisses, furious and embarrassed.
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Gavin Reed is a vegan gym rat and a coffee snob - somehow, RK900 is into that.
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working from home by paleguts for pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
09 Nov 2018
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The Michigan winter sucks, the DPD is cold, and when Nines suggests to Gavin that they go back to his place to work, well. Who is he to resist?
Their work is soon forgotten.
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But I Know Where I Want To Go by PrickleBrickleCitrus for pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
02 Oct 2018
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“Are you coming home with me then?”
It’s Gavin’s version of an olive branch, but it feels more like a popsicle stick with construction paper leaves. He’s never felt more foolish.
“Do you want me to?”
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Make Me (Throat) Sing by AdelineAround for pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
01 Oct 2018
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Connor is without a voice box temporarily. However, he finds that being an android with android anatomy has its advantages.
Hank is the one to find out.