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The morning after Alhaitham and Kaveh became an official couple, Tighnari and Cyno immediately began planning a Minecraft wedding ceremony. For a week straight, they suffered while trying to build a place where the new couple could be wed. The two picked out wedding gifts and Tighnari even got his little sister to help design wedding skins for Alhaitham and Kaveh. Cyno told a bunch of friends about the wedding and invited them to the server to have more than two guests.
“Tighnari, you guys really don’t have to do this. This is way too much for me and Alhaitham getting together.” Kaveh whined over voicecall.
“Nonsense. Plus, it's already way too late to take everything back. The guests have already grinded for wedding gifts and Collei finished the skins yesterday, so change into the wedding dress skin.” Tighnari huffed, as he typed out some long ahh message.
Within the next five minutes, Kaveh was slammed with hundreds of dm’s from guests to the Minecraft wedding all telling him to put on the dress.
“BRO DID YOU TELL EVERYONE TO SPAM ME??” Kaveh yelled into his headset. “AND WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS?? I’M A GUY TOO.”
“Collei designed it, now PUT IT ON.” Tighnari yelled back, leaving vc a second later.
After reluctantly equipping the wedding dress skin and joining the server, Kaveh was met with ‘Plants_n_shi’ inside his house.
cmon were going to the wedding
Jeez I'm going…
go faster
After sprinting, practically across the map, to the wedding venue, Plants stopped in front of the doors to the new building. It actually didn't look half bad for Tighnari and Cyno’s build.
Plants_n_shi whispers to you: im gonna walk u down the isle
Tighnari turned around to Kaveh and crouched twice, sort of like to calm Kaveh down before his big (in Minecraft) day. Only then did Kaveh realize how nervous he really was. Checking the player list, Cyno somehow managed to invite all of their mutual friends and even some of Cyno’s coworkers who agreed to watch the wedding. What???
After taking a deep breath, Kaveh turned his character to Tighnari and double crouched back.
I don’t want to keep them waiting any longer.
Kaveh smiled to himself.
As the doors opened to reveal Kaveh’s newly designed wedding skin, Collei crouched through the aisle throwing flowers at everyone along the way. She must have collected at least a few stacks beforehand since Kaveh saw several patches of flower-less tall grass patches in the area.
Tighnari began to walk slightly in front of Kaveh, telling him to get going since some players actually had a job and touched grass.
As Kaveh walked up to the altar, he looked around, taking in the sight which radiated with effort. At last, his eyes landed on his new-found partner, bookballer. Or Alhaitham if you want to be specific.
Whoever thought that making Cyno the officiant at the wedding should be kicked from the server. Sure, he said the normal stuff like “Kaveh do you take Alhaitham to be your husband” or whatever, but it was the way he said it.
Rather than the traditional sense, Cyno’s version was something along the lines of “GreenHouseGuy43, do you agree that bookballer is your one and only alpha?” and “bookballer, would you ever trade GreenHouseGuy43 for a bowl of cheese? It’s drippy, bruh.” Of course, Alhaitham objected to that and proceeded to argue that it wouldn’t be a fair trade since “Nobody in their right mind would trade their drippy cheese for some random person like Kaveh.”
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“Wow. This house actually looks good. Surprising for something you half built…” Kaveh snickered, standing back to admire his new base. Well, his and Alhaithams. Since they began dating, Kaveh suggested that they build a Minecraft house together.
“It does look nice. Let me hang up this bright pink banner Cyno gave to me. It might look nice with the house.” Alhaitham added.
“No no, if you’re going to do that, put it inside your room or something. It wouldn’t match the aesthetic of the build and it’ll seem lower quality!” Kaveh objected. Who would want to see a BRIGHT PINK banner on a house made with NORMAL materials??? NOT KAVEH, thats for sure.
“Speaking of rooms, I was thinking that we could actually share a room. It would save space for other things in the house like a storage unit.” hinted Alhaitham. There was no tone of malice in his voice. Or any tone at all, actually. Still, Kaveh took this as ‘Alhaitham not wanting Kaveh to have privacy.’
“Oh yeah? Are we going to put our Minecraft beds next to each other to save space in our room for your 105,000 books?” Kaveh joked, not expecting Alhaitham to actually put thought and consideration into his words. Kaveh imagined Alhaitham lying back into his chair with his hand to his chin, considering the pros and cons of putting their Minecraft beds together as the voice call went quiet. “You aren’t actually considering that right… it was a joke…” Kaveh mumbled, beginning to sweat on his decision.
“Well, I’m not against the idea. And you’re right, it would save space in our room.” Save space?? For what?? Alhaitham only owned a few shulker boxes of loot since ‘materials are easy to come by’ and any books that he wanted in Minecraft were all in the library that Kaveh had FINALLY finished building(IT TOOK SO LONG TO FINISH 😭😭).
With a sigh of reluctance, Kaveh walked over to the room they had decided would be their shared bedroom, bed in hand and silently giggling to himself. As Alhaitham walked into the room, he crouched at Kaveh. Almost as if he was saying ‘I feel so lucky to put my bed next to yours’. Ok that was definitely just Kaveh imagining things because Alhaitham just looked at him and crouched for half a second before placing his bed down, waiting for Kaveh to do the same.
Kaveh took a deep breath, relishing in the moment in which they would be Minecraft-married in gamer logic. This time, with a sigh of relief, Kaveh placed down his bed in the most comfortable place he knew. Right next to Alhaitham.