Chapter Text
Shoto was fucked.
This needs context
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It was a normal morning in class-1A and everyone gradually walked in the class. The bell rang and everyone were at their seats. Aizawa walked in with a sort of document.
"Alright class, listen up this is important." He said, his eyes tired as usual, his face drooping.
He flipped through the papers in his hand before pulling two out and putting them on top of the rest of the pile. He took a breath and started reading.
"We'll be acting out a musical for a fund-raiser activity. The classes participating will be Class 1-A, Class 1-B and the teachers." Mina's face lit up.
"A musical?! HELL YEAH!"
The pink girl exclamated. The class went quiet, all looking at her.
"Ashido, sit down." Aizawa said, deadpanned. "Anyways, we'll need musicians, a lot of actors and technicians. Who volunteers?"
Izuku folded on his desk 'till something pulled his hand in the air. He looked over to see it was Uraraka.
"Deku has a really good voice, he could do the main character and I volunteer to be a side character." She exclaimed.
"Thank you Uraraka, I'll write your names on the board." Aizawa takes his chalk and wrote on board the name of the two friends.
As hands kept flying up, Izuku whispered to Ochako.
"Ocha what the hell??" "What, you have a good voice, its not a lie."
One raised hand stood out from the others.
"Todoroki, are you sure you wanna act?"Aizawa said upon seeing the raised hand.
"Yes." Aizawa sighed. "Okay"
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Once everyone was finished, Aizawa finally announced the play name.
"We'll be doing Heathers: The Musical." Mina yelped from excitement and chatter exploded through the class.
"I'll come back tommorrow with the cast list once I'm done talking with the other teachers. For now you can talk."Aizawa said before picking up the stash of papers he had left on his desk earlier and leeaving the class.
Once he left voices erupted through the classroom.
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The next day, everyone was hyped up. The cast list was coming out. Once the bell rang everyone sat straight waiting patiently for their teacher's arrival. Aizawa walked in and took a sheet of paper from a drawer in his desk.
"As promised, here's the cast list." The world seemed to freeze.
"First off, for main characters, Midoriya as Veronica, Todoroki as JD, Bakugou as Heather C, Ashido as Heather M and Kirishima as Heather D."
Everyone clapped.
Shoto and Izuku quickly glanced at each other. Once everyone stopped, Aizawa continued.
"Alright, now for important side characters we have, Uraraka as Martha, Kaminari as Ram and Sero as Kurt." He said, looking at the afore-mentionned people.
Izuku clapped, a big grin appeared on his face.
"The rest of you will be background characters, ensemble, technicians or musicals and all the teachers will be the adults in the play. We'll start rehearsals tomorrow." The teacher finished.
"You can now talk." He said, taking his sleeping bag and resting in it.
The rest of the class was just talking.
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That night, all the main characters (and side characters) decided to practice together for the rehearsals tomorrow. Now all piled up in Ochako's room they're all reading through their lines and songs. Ochako giggled at seeing Izuku's face slowly lose colors as he realised how much songs he had.
"14 SONGS?! OUT OF 20??" He whined.
"Come on, Its not that bad~ " Uraraka teased.
"YOU don't deserve to tell me that. YOU put me through this."
As the bickering continued for another 5 minutes, Shoto was reading his lines until he reached one very specific song.
"Dead girl walking?" He murmured to himself.
He swept through the script describing th scene, heat rising to his cheeks. He buried his head in his knees. Katsuki noticed.
"Fuck's up with you?" He said, taking the script from Shoto's hands and reading it.
He burst out laughing.
"IZUKU. READ YOUR SCRIPT AT PAGE 12. I BEG YOU." Izuku stopped fighting and did as told.
He became more red as he read. He did the same as his peppermint-haired friend and hid his head in his knees.
"Alright guys, lock in." Ochako said. "First song's you Izuku.
It continued like this for the rest of the night and unsuprisingly everyone had insanely good voices.
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Next morning, everyone was convoqued to the gym for rehearsals.
"Alright everyone we'll be doing one song today, I believe everyone has tried memorizing their lines for the show right?" Aizawa said.
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Okay, so let's start this." He went away and motionned to the green-haired boy to go.
Izuku snapped in his place in the middle and started reading his lines.
"September 1st, 1989. Dear diary." He started, everyone went quiet, watching him.
"I believe I'm a good person, you know I think that there's good in everyone but-" The ensemble (mostly class 1-B) joined in.
"Here we are!" He starts waving" "First day of senior year! And uh-"
BANG
"I look around at these kids that I've know all my life and I ask myself, what happenned?" They started surrounding him.
"FREAK"
"SLUT"
"BURNOUT"
"BUG-EYES"
"POSER"
"LARD-ASS"
The sound of the music echoed through the gym.
"We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased."
"FREAK"
"SLUT"
"LOSER"
"SHORT-BUS"
They continued.
"Then we got bigger, that was the trigger, like the HUNS invading rome."
He bumps into someone.
"Ugh, Oh sorry!"
He stands up, continuing his speech/song.
"Welcome to my school, this ain't no highschool, this is the thunderdome.." He sung, a deadpanned expression all over his face.
"Hold you breaths and count the days, we're graduating soon..."
"WHITE TRASH"
"College will be paradise-" He looks up longily.
"IF I'M NOT DEAD BY JUNE!!" He holds the note and the music comes to an halt, before starting again.
"And I know,I know, I know~" He continues.
"Life can be beautiful." He looks at the crowd consisting of the teachers and his classmates.
"I pray, I pray, I pray~" He looks to the side.
"For a better way." The background characters fight eachother in slo-mo.
"If we changed back then, we can change again~" He smiles.
"We can be, beautiful~" He gets pushed around.
"Just not today." His smile drops.
"Hey are you okay?" He asks.
"Get away nerd!" The boy walks away
Izuku paces.
"FREAK"
"SLUT"
"CRIPPLE"
"HOMO HOMO HOMO"
He's now in a line and looks back at the crowd.
"Things'll get better, soon as my letter, comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown." He writes in his notebook.
"Wake from this coma, take my diploma, then I can blow this town~" He continues writing.
"Dream of Ivy-colored walls and smoky french cafes."
"WATCH IT."
He looks at the guy who said it before continuing to write in his notebook.
"Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze~" He looks at the crowd.
Kaminari smacks his lunch tray.
"Ooooops!" Denki says.
Izuku points at him.
"Denki Kaminari, third year as linebacker and eighth year of SMACKING lunch trays and being a huge DICK" Midoriya spit that last word in Denki's face.
Denki turns to face him.
"What did you just say to me, SKANK." He says.
Izuku jumps.
"Aah, nothing!"
The music restarts.
"But I know,I know, I know~" He continues.
Denki points two fingers in Izuku's direction as to say "I'm watching you."
"Life can be beautiful." He slowly looks to the front.
"I pray, I pray, I pray~" He faces the crowd.
"For a better way..." He moves to the side.
"We were kind before, we can be kind once more~" Uraraka comes into place and tries to get his attention.
"We can be beautiful~" Uraraka touches him.
"AAH! Hey Ocha!"
"Hey!" She freezes in a funny pose.
Izuku starts introducing her.
"Ochako Uraraka, my best friend since, diapers!" He grins.
"She has a HUGE heart! But around here that's not enough." Ochako unfreezes and picks up Izuku's books from the ground.
"Oh! Th-Thank you!" He says.
"Still on for movie night?" She asks.
Izuku takes opens his notebook and laughs.
"Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail!" He answers
"I rented The Princess Bride!" The brown-haired girl said excitedly.
"Again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?" Izuku laughed.
"What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending!" She smiles.
"OCHAKO FATSO! WIDELOADDDDD!!! HONK." Sero smacks her lunchtray to the floor.
They freeze and Izuku points at Sero.
"Hanta Sero, Quarterback. He is the smartest man on the football team." He gives an over-exagerated suprised face.
"Which is kinda like being the tallest dwarf."
They unfreeze.
"Hey! Pick that up! Right now!" Izuku orders Hanta.
Sero walks up to him while Uraraka hides behind her friend.
"I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?" He says, bending down to be at his level.
Kaminari walks up to them.
"My buddy Hanta? Just asked you a question." The yellow boy says.
They greet eachother by their heads.
"Yes i am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend." Izuku says, harshly.
"You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas-station attendant." He continued without mercy.
Sero walks up to him and points at a spot in his forehead.
"You have zit right there." He pushes Izuku and everyone laughs.
Izuku sighs.
"Dear diary, why~"
"Why do they hate me?"
"Why don't I fight back?"
"Why do I act like such a creep."
All the students pile up.
"Why~"
"Why won't he date me?"
"Why did hit him?"
"Why do I cry myself to sleep?"
"Why~"
"Somebody hug me!"
"Somebody fix me!"
"Send me a sign, god!"
"Give me some hope here!"
"Somehing to live for~"
All the students raise their lunch trays into the air, making a sort of pathway.
Through that path walks Katsuki, Mina and Eijiro.
"Katsuki, Mina and Eijiro" The ensemble sung in a choir-like style.
"Then there's the Heathers, they float above it all." Izuku says.
"Aah, I love Katsuki, Mina and Eijiro." The ensemble continues.
Mina walks out of the formation wit an excited look on her face.
"Mina Ashido, head cheerleader. Her dad is loaaaadeeeed! He sells engagement rings." She points to her ring finger.
"Eijiro Kirishima, runs the yearbook. No discernable personality, but her mom did pay for steroids." Kirishima points to his biceps.
"And Katsuki Bakugou, the all mighty. She is a mythic bitch." Katsuki blows a kiss in the crowd's direction.
"They're solid teflon, never bothered, never harassed. I would anything to be like that." Izuku finishes.
He starts writing in his notebook.
"I'd like to be their boyfriend."
That would be beautiful
"If I sat at their table guys would notice me!"
So beautiful
"I'd like them to be nicer."
That would be beautiful
"I'd like to kidnap a heather and photograph her naked and leave her tied up for the rats."
Everyone looks at that person weird.
RINGGGGG
Kirishima fake-vomits.
"Grow up Eijiro, bulimia's sooo 87'" Katsuki says.
"Maybe you should go see a doctor Heather." Mina adds.
"Yeah Mina, maybe I should..."
Midnight arrives on the scene.
"Aah! Katsuki and Mina!"
Kiri vomits.
"aaaaaaaaaand Eijiro! Perhaps you didn't hear the bell ringing over all the vomiting, you're late for class." She adds.
"Kirishima wasn't feeling well, we're helping her." Bakugou said, putting on a fake sympathetic voice.
"Not without a hall pass you're not! Week's detention." Midnight says, a smile plastered over her face.
Izuku scibbles something in his note book before ripping it out.
"Actually, Ms.Kayama all four of us are out on a hall pass." He gives it to her.
"Yearbook committee..." He adds.
"I see you're all listed.." Midnight puts back to paper on Midoriya's notebook.
"Hurry up! Get where you're going!" She adds before leaving.
Katsuki takes the paper and starts reading it.
"This is a very good forgery, who are you?" Bakugou asks.
Izuku hands his hand out.
"Uh, Izuku Midoriya, I crave a boon." He stuttered.
"What boon?" Katsuki asked dramatically.
"Let me sit at your table once, no talking nessecary. If people think that you guys tolerate me then they'll leave me alone." The Heathers laugh.
"Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absent notes." Izuku adds.
"How about prescriptions?" Eijiro asks.
"Shut up Eijiro!"
"Sorry, Katsuki..."
He looks back at Midoriya and walks up close to him.
"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone scructure.." Bakugou says.
"and a symmetrical face!" Mina adds.
"If I took a meat cleaver down the side of your skull, I'd have matching halves! That's very important.." She continues.
"Of course you could stand to lose a few pounds!" Kirishima adds.
"And you know, you know, you know~" Katsuki starts singing.
"This could be beautiful." He grabs Izuku's face in his hands.
Bakugou looks up.
"Mascara, maybe some lipgloss, and where on our way~" He continues.
"Get this boy some blush, and Mina I need your brush~"
Mina gives Bakugou her brush.
"Let's make her beautiful~"
Let's make her beautiful~
Let's make her beautiful~
"Ok?" The blonde asks?
"Ok!" Izuku responds.
The scene changes as all the students start coming in.
"Out of my way geek!"
"I don't want trouble!"
"You're gonna die at three PM!"
"Don't you dare touch me!"
"Get away pervert!"
"What did I ever do to them!"
"Who could survive this?"
"I can't escape this!"
"I think I'm dying!"
"Who's that with Katsuki?"
The students point at "The Heathers" with another person.
The sudents get back into that sort of formation with the lunch trays.
"Katsuki, Mina, Eijiro, and someone!" Kirishima walks through it.
"Katsuki, Mina, Eijiro, and a babe!" It's Mina's turn.
"Katsuki, Mina, Eijiro!" Bakugou walks through.
"Izuku?!" Ochako exclaimed.
Izuku!
Izuku!
Izuku~!
Izuku comes out.
"AND YA KNOW, YA KNOW, YA KNOW~" He signs loudly, looking at the crowd that was pretty much astonished.
"LIFE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL" You could see on his expression he was waiting for his moment to shine.
"YOU HOPE, YOU DREAM, YOU PRAY~"
Izuku was having so much fun right now.
"AND YOU GET YOUR WAY!" He kicks the air.
"Ask me how it feels, lookin' like hell on wheels~"
His prounouciations were just utterly perfect.
"My god, It's beautiful.."
He continued, his energy not dying one bit.
"I might be beautiful!"
The students start waving their hands in the background.
"And when you're beautiful~" He builds up the note.
"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FRICKIN' DAY~"
Katsuki
Mina
Eijiro
Izuku
"YEAH~" The green-haired boy sings the riff at the end of the song.
Katsuki
Mina
Eijiro
Izuku
Katsuki
Mina
Eijiro
Izuku
Izuku
Izuku
Izuku~
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"CUT" Aizawa's voice echoes through the gym. Everyone claps the actors who were persent on the scene. Ochako runs in to hug her best friend.
"AAAAAAAH YOU WERE SO GOOD!!!!!!" She yelped.
Izuku curled up in a ball on the floor.
"Why was that one so long? Its so embarrassing ugggh!!" He whined.
Aizawa walks up to both of them.
"Relax kiddo, this song was the longest. The rest are about 2:30 minutes long each." The teacher said as he patted him on the back. "Besides you did great."
Uraraka's phone buzzed.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go!"
Izuku waved her goddbye as he continued to talk with his friends.
Kirby < Peppermint boy
>What do you want
Ocha help me he's so good at singing<
>What do you say I go to your room tonight and you talk to me about how much you LOVE that boy mkay?
Yes please<
END OF CHAPTER I Y'ALL HELP