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DMS: Half-A-Cookie & traitor
Half-A-Cookie: you know how to kill the beasts right
traitor: kill, no. Incapacitate, yes.
Half-A-Cookie: do you think Shadow Milk does actually care about Vanilla
traitor: I doubt it. Knowing him he is most certainly trying to use him for something.
Half-A-Cookie: …I'll keep what you said in mind.
DMS: Half-A-Cookie & Shamil
Shamil: why r u dming me
Half-A-Cookie: do you actually care about vanilla
Shamil: obviously
Shamil: why
Half-A-Cookie: …nothing
Shamil: sounds suspicious
Shamil: and I don't trust you
Half-A-Cookie: The feeling is mutual.
Shamil: k now go away nilly's here
DMS: Half-A-Cookie & Not Recluse
Half-A-Cookie: Nilla
Half-A-Cookie: I have some concerns
Not Recluse: are they about Shadow Milk
Half-A-Cookie: Maybe.
Not Recluse: I assure you I am fine
Not Recluse: he's asleep next to me
Not Recluse has attached (1) image file
Half-A-Cookie: …why is he actually kinda cute when he's curled up like that
Not Recluse: he's purring too
Half-A-Cookie: Fr? He purrs?
Not Recluse has sent a voice message (length: 0:06)
Half-A-Cookie: Omg he does.
Not Recluse: he's a big cat
Not Recluse: so yeah I have everything covered. Aka a spray bottle.
Half-A-Cookie: will you lmk if anything happens that that won't stop
Not Recluse: yeah dw
Not Recluse: honestly im surprised you haven't noticed with how he tries to look bigger around salt
Half-A-Cookie: …wait. I did notice that before.
Not Recluse: giant cat :)
Half-A-Cookie: I'm so going to use this against him
Not Recluse: just don't tell him im the one who gave you that leverage
Half-A-Cookie: 🫡
MAIN CHAT
Half-A-Cookie has changed their display name to Lily
Lily: did you guys know Shadow Milk is a giant fucking cat
IWannaKillMySis: yeah
#1 Shadow Milk Fan: yeah
Lily: other than you two
not legendary dragon: actually?
Lily: yeah it's hilarious lmao
Lily: me & GC have compared him to a wet cat so many times after nilla told us what happened
Kfc: I can vouch for that.
Shamil: fuck you all quit blowing up my phone im trying to sleep
Lesbian: im trying to sleep w/ hollyberry go away
not legendary dragon: you're with her without me?
Lesbian: yeah come on she's getting ready for bed
Lesbian: we can surprise her :)
not legendary dragon: coming
Kfc: did you get pictures
Lily: and a vm
Kfc: share
Lily: bet
loser: are we sharing embarrassing things about that clown
loser: Can I join
Lily: I mean if you want
loser: did you know that he can't handle pain for shit
loser: like if you throw a rock not even that hard at him he'd start to cry
loser: back when he was still totally lame
Lily: I see it
Kfc: who knew you could be fun
loser: WDYM BY THAT
Lily has forwarded (2) messages
Kfc: OMFG HE IS
Kfc: this is the most hilarious thing ive seen in a while
Kfc: big bad beast is just a giant kitty cat
IWannaKillMySis: who's he with??
#1 Shadow Milk Fan: EW IT'S VANILLA
#1 Shadow Milk Fan: yuck
IWannaKillMySis: agreed
Not Recluse: please stop blowing up our phones me and Shadow Milk are trying to sleep :)
Kfc: lmao